A fully clothed lady is snoring on my bed

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JJR, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    And I want to sneak away and get some Jack in the Box.



    Life is so complicated. Why must I always be between a rock and a waffle sandwich?!?
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    What is a waffle sandwich? Sounds kinda good
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    :jerk:
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    That doesn't look good at all
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    Scott Beach Bum VIP

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    You're right. I just realized it has onions. Substitute them with some cheese and :jerk:
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Cheese would be good
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    :wub:
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    Tell yer mom to go sleep on the couch
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    Here's your cheese.:jj:
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    I like cheese! What's your favorite kind?
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    this why you suck! :grad:
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    Smells like a homeless guy's feet but its goooooood.
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    :lol:
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    Sup nigga
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    Sourdough Jack.
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    Curly fries.
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    Chocolate shake.
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    Toothdecay New Member Shot Dead

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    Stop calling yer wife that

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