A fully clothed lady is snoring on my bed

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  1. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    And I want to sneak away and get some Jack in the Box.



    Life is so complicated. Why must I always be between a rock and a waffle sandwich?!?
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    What is a waffle sandwich? Sounds kinda good
     
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    :jerk:
     
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    That doesn't look good at all
     
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    You're right. I just realized it has onions. Substitute them with some cheese and :jerk:
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Cheese would be good
     
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    :wub:
     
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    Tell yer mom to go sleep on the couch
     
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    Here's your cheese.:jj:
     
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    I like cheese! What's your favorite kind?
     
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    this why you suck! :grad:
     
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    Smells like a homeless guy's feet but its goooooood.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Sup nigga
     
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    Sourdough Jack.
     
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    Curly fries.
     
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    Chocolate shake.
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Shot Dead

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    Stop calling yer wife that
     

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