aaand I'm single

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by headerheader, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    I may immediately regret this thread but fuck it.

    He cheated on me. Long story short.

    Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.
  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Looks like Chriza is out of the picture now. :coffee:
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    Wow what a dipshit, I never understand guys that cheat on hot girlfriends.
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Well-Known Member

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    You sure know how to pick winners, Heather.
  6. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fuck that guy, Heather. There are plenty of awesome mens to be had. You deserve it, baby.
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ VIP

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    Can you believe Chriza wouldn't drive over to your house, but he'll drive right up to Seattle for a girl that just uses him?!?!

    :crazy:
  8. zhukov

    zhukov His brain is gone, Jim VIP

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    I'll be happy to be the next one to cheat on you. Where do I sign up?
  9. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore VIP

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    love how you made this concise and to the point.


    take note ladies
  11. Ano

    Ano Merry Krampus

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    You are my kind of girk

    Lets PM
  12. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    I already apologised like TWICE, bitch!
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    :artiejj:
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP

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    post some nip slip pics :cheer:
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    Billy Brown VIP

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    Would you like to recreate porn gifs with a poster named Billy?
  16. Oderus

    Oderus Never had to knock on wood VIP

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    :lol:
  17. bobtraw

    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    I'm going to have a drink and type like that later.
  18. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    mmm girk
  19. bobtraw

    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    girk chicken with pineapple salsa
  20. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    [TABLE="width: 475"]
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    [TD="class: word"]girk[/TD]
    [TD="class: tools, align: right"]96 up, 56 down[/TD]
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    [TD][/TD]
    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others
    1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

    2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

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