All gold diggers say the same thing....

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    ...I like to travel, I want to do charity work'
    - mark Cuban

    Sounds familiar
  2. tired

    tired Active Member

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    Someone tell Howard loudly your wife is a vile home wrecking whore, gold digger!
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    Let me try to translate using my pocket Gold Digger Translator™.

    I like to travel = I like to spend time away from my ugly husband.
    I like to do charity work = I want to be famous but try in vain to keep some integrity.
    I used to be a supermodel = catalog modelling and even escorting.
    I have my own money = I was broke living alone in a beat up apartment.
    I was on Letterman regularly = I once blew him in his office for $500.
  4. tired

    tired Active Member

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    A fucking blind deaf person could smell Beth and figure out she's a gold digger
  5. crazypreacher

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    Howard could have done better. A new Aston Martin instead of a lease return 1989 Camero on blocks.
  6. tHISisKiSSeL

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    HS is intimidated by intelligent, successful women + probably none would put up with him for very long. HS needs to feel superior so he hooked up with a * dumb, used up coke whore.






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  7. NotMyBro

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    I asked...

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    Hope Howie replies :c
  8. tired

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    Beth is so despised. It's funny we all pretty much feel the same way about her but Howard seems clueless. After all he said Beth would still love him if he was a Plummer.
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    NotMyBro Civilian Again Staff Member Gold

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    He actually said that? LMAO... at least some time ago (few years back at the very least), some caller asked him if Beth would be with him if he didn't have the money and he said NO. At least then he still had some sense... or just didn't feel like lying that day.
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    He said point blank Beth would still love him if he was a plummer
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    Yeah, right--how many plumbers has Betho even graced with a handy? And Christopher doesn't count.
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    absolutely...he should have scored a broad like the one blade runner killed...WAY hotter than Beth and also intelligent. I can't believe Howard hasn't mistaken the horse for an intruder yet.
  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    he thought that his fans would love beth. if they didn't try to ram her down our throats we at least wouldn't hate her. then he pissed on the fans. fuck them both.
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    This is what I never understood. He could've done way better with a tenth of his money!
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    I have to agree with that statement, provided that he was talking about Jake Plummer. Dude signed a 40 million dollar contract with Denver about ten years ago, so he had to have held on to at least some of it!
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    Gary Puppet worthy tweet, my friend :golfclap:
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    Jake Plummer is the MAN! Arizona State University LEGEND!

    He was in the house at CU for the ASU-CU game on Saturday, cheering on the Devils who pulled out the victory with a layup as time ran out in OT. Heard he went back in the locker room to congratulate the team after the game.

    He also left the same chick (a smokin' hot Latina chica) at the altar TWICE before settling down with another chick. Yeah, he probably knows a thing or two about gold diggers and how to avoid them (unlike Wiggy).

    BTW, anytime my buddies and I spot a chick with low cut jeans bend over and expose some crack, the code word is "Jake Plummer!"
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    This. Clearly, Allison was smarter than him.
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    After Mark Cuban said that, people laughed (Robin the loudest) and then before anyone could say anything else Howard said "so your wife is really hot?" the comment seemed very rushed and obviously he wanted to change the subject before anyone else could make any other comments.

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