Alright, Chriza, it's story time!

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  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    So I decided last night to make this thread today to tell you all a little story.

    As you all know (well most of you by now), I know Chriza off the internets as well.

    And you all give him LOTS of shit about being gay and never getting laid, which I find hilarious, however there was a time Chriza turned ME down. This is truth.

    He and I live about 45 mins from each other and he said he doesn't do "long distance". I wasn't flat-out throwing myself at the guy but I believe my interest was pretty apparent.

    And now he's all bum hurt I have a boyfriend. Muahahaha.

    ok everyone, GO!
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Chriza is clearly gay
  3. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache New Member

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    Wow, that really sucked.
  4. MatthewT

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    you should have told him there would be cheeseburgers involved
  5. JWC

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    Was any type of food involved?
  6. Shine

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    to be clear, did you tell him if he came out that he would be getting laid?
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gay story, neg reps for you
  8. Motoflou

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    Okay, Chriza.
  9. Shine

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    it certainly is gay
  10. MatthewT

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    how much pussy must one man have not to be arsed with driving for 45 minutes to get some more :bigthink
  11. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    And I don't mean to make it sound like I'm SOOO great but it proves Chriza turns people down haha
  12. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    I mean, I survived.... My three suicide attempts.
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    This is supposed to be embarrassing to Chriza? That he turned you down?

    This is the best you got?
  14. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    wtf?
  15. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh I have way worse, trust me. But I was sworn to secrecy on the TRULY embarrassing shit :(
  16. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Jokes!
  17. BrulesRules

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    damn..too much buildup for this story, was expecting better!
  18. Shine

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    there is no secrets among friends
  19. ralphberries

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    I understand.You like doggie style.
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Oh sorry. I just got here. :c

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