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  1. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    anybody done that shit yet?
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    Ur adopted, dummy
  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    i have my dna profile that is used for forensic identification
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Reproductive Specialist VIP Poster Of The Year

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    ain't nobody got time for that
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Well-Known Member VIP

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    Most humans have some Neanderthal DNA
  7. newcastlefan

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    pretty sure what mine will show. all recessive physical traits.
  8. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    That's why having the location and names of closest genetic matches kind of appeals to me. :facepalm:

    You really are a dumb fuck. :jj:
  9. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    I'm curious as hell to see what percentage of my DNA is caucasian. :scared:
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic Gold

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    I'm related to Jesus





















    The guy who mows lawns down the street.
  11. Napoleon V

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  12. DrivenByDemons

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    how do it know?
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic Gold

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    I see DNA testing on TV all the time. Takes about 10 minutes to do.





















    The guy who mows lawns down the street.
  14. Swayze

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    They dont want you

    Hence the handoff
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    except africans oddly enough
  16. Napoleon V

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    I did analysis on this and it said I my most probable ethnicity was Texas African American, followed by Japanese. srs
  17. Swayze

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    What if you were related to the Schmoopys of Long Island?
  18. HeinousMark

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    I have not done it, but I'm pretty sure mine would come out "Cracka-Ass-Cracka", with a tiny bit of Native American......
  19. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    My adopted brother always was under the impression he was Italian.... turns out he's a Jew. :jj:

    He got a dradle for Christmas.
  20. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    I'm gonna get a metric fuck ton of shit if I hane ANY Jew blood.
  21. Lemmy

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    Pretty sure Hitler is my great grandmother so I'm good.

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