Anyone Here Had Kidney Stones?

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  1. Atomic Wedgie

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    Shit fucking sucks.
  2. Atomic Wedgie

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    Seriously.
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    I think I did a few months ago, felt like I had to pee all the time and it burned.

    Nothing came out that I know of and it went away.
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    three different times :cheer:
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    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    no, but I gotta big f'n rock outside my house.
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    oh, something came out; those little fuckers are only the size of the tip of a very sharp pencil :scared:
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    i would like to see that :fil:
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member VIP

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    I drink a metric shit ton of water all day long so hopefully I will avoid this... or by the time I get them they'll perfect that "use sonic waves to break em up" technology.
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    yes very painful,after not passing it for a week i went in for surgery.when i awoke the doctor says,"i didn't find it,guess you passed it".yeah and thanks for the catheter,that felt great.
  10. MatthewT

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    'cause pissing out ten little rocks is better than pissing out one larger one :yay:
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    I'm on J's team. I drink water like a motherfucker and I'm afraid of kidney stones.
  12. Atomic Wedgie

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    It's been going on since August, pain was so bad a month ago I had to go to the hospital. The urologist says I passed 'em a couple weeks ago...but today I go back cuz I'm pissing blood and it hurts like hell to piss. Says.."looks like you didn't pass them after all, here's some Norco, drink water til you pass out.". Fuck my life.
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    that, sir, is a Big F'n Rock :jj:
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    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    I told ya. :peace:
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    i had a doctor with a syringe full of Fentanol telling me what the Fentanol would do to ease the pain....i finally said Doc, just give me the damn shot.

    i had a nurse who said she had a kidney stone and 3 children, and the kidney stone was more painful than any of the 3 natural births.

    it's like sputnik going through your dick
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    Last time I had em, when the stone did pass it made it almost all the way out and got stuck halfway out. I grabbed it with a forcep and pulled out. Made myself bleed a bit but I wanted it gone
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    Jesus :worried:
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    I got lucky, there was only a few hours of intense pain then they doped me up with morphine and I passed one while I was high. I was all like "ouch that hurt and now it really burns lol".
  20. Dick Gozinya

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    You keep a forcep handy when you piss?

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