The 3 Week Diet

Artie shows off his stab wounds and stretch marks

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Pearse, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. Pearse

    Pearse New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2012
    Messages:
    22
    Likes Received:
    0
  2. Ads Master

    Ads Master

    Reputations:
    0
  3. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Active Member

    Reputations:
    110
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,058
    Likes Received:
    21
    Damn. "Thanks" for the link? Man, Artie...

    [​IMG]
  4. JB50

    JB50 Active Member VIP

    Reputations:
    287
    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2012
    Messages:
    741
    Likes Received:
    29
    Dood would literally need a sword to pierce all that fat.

    What a blob.
  5. mpa

    mpa New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    1,610
    Likes Received:
    0
    Shiny Adrienne and blobo

    [​IMG]
  6. Pearse

    Pearse New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2012
    Messages:
    22
    Likes Received:
    0
    [​IMG]
    +
    [​IMG]
    =
    [​IMG]
  7. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    May 5, 2012
    Messages:
    4,285
    Likes Received:
    0
    She's Jersey-sexy!

    [​IMG]
  8. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    May 5, 2012
    Messages:
    4,285
    Likes Received:
    0
  9. jyanks

    jyanks VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    16,612
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    6,043
    Likes Received:
    669
    Does anyone know how Artie & Adrienne met?
    I'm sure he told the story on Stern, but I don't recall.
  10. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Active Member

    Reputations:
    110
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,058
    Likes Received:
    21
    I think she was working in or near a tanning salon he was passing. (And it shows in her current girlish crow's feet.)
  11. PeaceDog

    PeaceDog New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,335
    Likes Received:
    0
    HOLY FUCK.. Adrienne IS SMOKIN HOT

    Artie, you lucky bastard

  12. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    May 5, 2012
    Messages:
    4,285
    Likes Received:
    0
    Artie walks by tanning salon and sees Adrienne working.

    He looks for an excuse to talk to her, finds one in that the place also offers shaves.

    He goes in all suave and shit and asks for a shave.

    First mace-shot to the face.

    She said the shave dude wasn't in right then, but if he left his name and number, she'd call when he was in.

    Artie starts rapping to her through his red, stingy eyes, finds out she's from South Jersey...............Phillies country..................Yankees are due to play the Phillies in the next few days..................Artie's got season tickets to the Yankees..............I don't think I need to spell out where this is going.

    First taze.

    When he comes to, she says yes, or mumbles something about getting his shinebox. The story isn't clear.

    Artie leaves.

    Nothing happens.

    Then Artie invites her to an SNL after-party. He hires a town car to pick her up in NJ and whisk her off to NYC, and it drops her off in the exact same spot where Alec Baldwin assaulted his first paparazzi.

    First :bjmimic:

    And it's been a rock 'n roll rollercoaster ever since!
  13. PeaceDog

    PeaceDog New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,335
    Likes Received:
    0
    Oh my god, what a bod

    [​IMG]
  14. Pearse

    Pearse New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2012
    Messages:
    22
    Likes Received:
    0
    His girl's not too bad eith... Sorry too easy
  15. shockingmary

    shockingmary New Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    2,588
    Likes Received:
    0
    [​IMG][/IMG]

Share This Page