At what age did you stop believing in Santa and why?

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  1. Oderus

    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    I don't really remember how old I was, but I seem to remember finding gifts "from santa" hidden in the basement one year. And the Easter Bunny is a retarded whore and I feel terribly guilty for allowing my kids to believe in such bullshit. (A giant bunny. Hmph)

    Please share what caused you to stop believing.

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  2. MatthewT

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    what are you saying Santa isnt real?
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    You never believed, you fucking Jew lover.
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    This is a real bummer.
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    the year I got an I.O.U from my parents :facepalm:
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    I don't ever recall believing in Santa Clause, but I'm sure I must have at some point.
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    i only started banging jews in my 30s
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    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    shit, I think I just ruined hal's christmas
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    Did those deadbeats ever pay up?
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    At what age did you stop believing in Santa

    Never believed

    and why?

    Jew mom
  12. BrulesRules

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    I would always get a fruit in my stocking and it always happened to be whatever fruit my parents bought at the store.....I ain't no fool!
  13. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra New Member

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    At least they are still in their 20s. :c
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    I don't remember when but I do remember faking it for a couple of years because I was scared I wouldn't get presents anymore.
  15. Popeye Saavedra

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    You should introduce her to Kanye.
  16. face palm

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    you think I remember anything good about my childhood after I got an IOU
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Your wife says the same thing about her orgasm. :c
  18. Oderus

    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    I did this as well, but just to keep in the spirit of things.
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    Sounds like my wife. :rs:
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    She's too tall.

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