Be honest. Are you afraid of a tap and die?

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  1. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    No but I am afraid I might not tap any ass before I die :jj:
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    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    Don't make a mockery of my spinoff, gentlemen.
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    Certainly not afraid but need a new set.
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    Me too. Time to go to Grainger.
  9. HaroldJackson

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    Just use plenty of oil and remember to back off a quarter turn every once in a while, you'll be fine.
    Oh and as with everything don't buy cheap shit from the Depot, they'll snap or lose their edge.
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    Mr. Ricards! How are you?
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    I'm not afraid, but only if I have cutting fluid....
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    In a pinch I us wd-40 as cutting fluid. Shhhhh
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    [video=youtube;2awtmuTh4Wk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2awtmuTh4Wk[/video]
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    :jj:
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    [video=youtube;OccBmI9ZD1A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OccBmI9ZD1A[/video]

    He just wants a damned hammer!
  16. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    Eddie Stilson lol
  18. bobtraw

    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    Ryan Lever tapped ass one more time than half of the men on this site.
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    Don't make a mockery of my sex life.
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    [video=youtube;TJ_k2nCmDX8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ_k2nCmDX8[/video]

    Now Bill Clinton is going to call an IHOP. One of my favorite soundboard prank calls ever.

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