Cocktails For the Paws review: Beth was "amidst a sea of flashing bulbs"

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    http://www.localbozo.com/2012/12/be...r-long-island-bulldog-rescue-at-midtown-loft/ Pics included in the link.

    Beth Stern (formerly Ostrosky) is known for a great many things. A beautiful supermodel. A television personality. Wife of legendary New York City radio icon Howard Stern. But each of these pale in comparison to her work as an activist for animal welfare. Tuesday night, the posh space at The Midtown Loft and Terrace was decked out for a classy affair to benefit the Long Island Bulldog Rescue entitled “Cocktails For The Paws.†The three hour evening featured silent auction items, an open bar, passed around hors d’oeuvres , and even the opportunity to meet some real life bulldogs with their gleeful owners, all to raise awareness and a good deal of funds for
    the folks at the LIBR..


    Presented by the Petco Foundation, “Cocktails For The Paws†kicked off in grand style at 7pm from the ritzy 11th floor room. With all proceeds from ticket sales, donations, and silent auction items going directly to help heal and house abandoned or abused English bulldogs, keeping any dollars in our pocket proved fruitless once seeing these delicate creatures in person. The three dogs in attendance, all dolled up in their evening wear mind you, seemed to realize that the evening was about them- jumping from plush couch to plush couch, posing for pictures, and even riding a skateboard (Beefy, the Skateboarding Bulldog) around the space’s wooden floors.
    Guests meanwhile perused the silent auction, taking time to read up on the work being done by the LIBR in terms of rescuing and rehabilitating the abused animals and having them relocated safely to loving domains, with people to care for them. The room itself was all bulldog- from the LIBR logo-infused napkins to the bulldog inspired artwork that was up for bidding- making the theme of the night an obvious one from the start. Shortly before 8pm, the evening’s hostess made her way across the room in grand fashion, and although “Cocktails For The Paws†certainly was about fundraising for the Long Island Bulldog Rescue, everyone’s eyes in the room were drawn to Beth Stern. The thin, tall beauty graced the room in a long white dress, her killer smile making everyone in the room grateful to have ponied up the funds to be a part of the benefit.


    The former Beth O immediately strode into a side area, posing for pictures with some of the principles behind the LIBR and with the dogs themselves, making photo opportunities a must amidst a sea of flashing bulbs. The gracious host casually chatted up anyone willing to approach her, doing her part to be accommodating to attendees who came out in support of the imperative cause. While there is certainly no shortage of attention worthy causes that deserve our awareness, it’s easy to lose sight of these helpless animals, abused and abandoned, that cannot fend for themselves. The Long Island Bulldog Rescue focuses on education for owners, breeders, and prospective adopters to ensure that these animals are given the life-long care required for them to live a healthy life. And although the wildly successful “Cocktails For The Paws†event is now behind us, the battle ahead still remains, and there’s no reason for you not to get involved. To make a donation or to learn more about what you can do to help out the LIBR, check out the longislandbulldogrescue.org. Just seeing one of these adorable English bulldogs in person will reinforce the fact that you made the right decision.
    - Jane Van Arsdale
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    I wonder how much money Beth got paid for this event. Whether it was nothing or alot, its all going to the author of this article

    This is the fake story.
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    Beth Stern (formerly Ostrosky) is known for a great many things.

    I bet Beth wrote that. That reeks of her scary grammar skills.
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    Shortly before 8pm, the evening’s hostess made her way across the room in grand fashion, and although “Cocktails For The Paws” certainly was about fundraising for the Long Island Bulldog Rescue, everyone’s eyes in the room were drawn to Beth Stern. The thin, tall beauty graced the room in a long white dress, her killer smile making everyone in the room grateful to have ponied up the funds to be a part of the benefit.

    Everyone's eyes were drawn to Beth's wonky eye and giant white teeth.
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    supermodel?

    shouldn't you at the very least be known as representing a brand or have been on the covers of known fashion magazines to be considered a supermodel?
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    Supermodel = Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition/Select Victoria Secret Girls like Giselle Bundchen

    Ames Catalogue = Bird Cage Paper
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    her killer smile making everyone in the room grateful to have ponied up the funds to be a part of the benefit.


    I thought that line was a sly joke.
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    I couldn't get past "beautiful supermodel" :rofl:
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    "Beth was led to the saloon entrance where she was tied to a post"
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    Me too. A catalog model isn't a super model.
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    Local Bozo? :surprised:
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    Someone figure out how to post the pictures here, from that article. There are some of Beth laying on the floor, pinning a bulldog down on the floor and kissing it. The bulldog is wearing a red sparkly dress, by the way. :coffee:
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    comments section open, zoozazoo:secret:
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    Ooh! Thanks! Let's make the bitch cry! :jj:
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    How is it that Beth lives and people in the phillipines die in a typhoon ?
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    [h=2]Cocktails For the Paws review: Beth was "amidst a sea of flashing bulbs"[/h]
    That was the photographers signalling her to stop.
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    nice one :jj:

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