DNA reults

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  1. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    this will shock most of you.

    I tested positive for:

    The Warrior Gene is a variant of the gene MAO-A on the X chromosome. Recent studies have linked the Warrior Gene to increased risk-taking and aggressive behavior. Whether in sports, business, or other activities, scientists found that individuals with the Warrior Gene variant were more likely to be combative than those with the normal MAO-A gene. However, human behavior is complex and influenced by many factors, including genetics and our environment. Individuals with the Warrior Gene are not necessarily more aggressive, but according to scientific studies, are more likely to be aggressive than those without the Warrior Gene variant. This test is available for both men and women, however, there is limited research about the Warrior Gene variant amongst females. Additional details about the Warrior Gene genetic variant of MAO-A can be found in Sabol et al, 1998.
    :hhh:
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    I found out I'm my own father. Not sure how I pulled that off. :fil:
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    ...But, what'd you have for dinner tonight??
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    what scam have you fallen for, you rube? :facepalm:
  6. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    I've spent about a grand on DNA tests in the last 2 months

    http://www.familytreedna.com/
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    I've heard that another characteristic of this gene is chronic masturbation with something in one's ass.
  8. Mack

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    poke chops :lunch:
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    :eek:
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    That was a powerful orgasm, I tell you... :bigthink
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    That looks like a scam, brah. srs
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    funny because it was on National Geographic. :jj: Dude, It's run by Alan Greenspan's brother.
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    warrior :spit: :backlol:
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    ah crap. Sounds like that reincarnation bs. Everyone was a prince or princess or great warrior or defender of the people. Nobody was ever a serf that died of starvation while they were dying of the plague.
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    I bet youd test positive for the Amazon gene. :up:
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    ok...but the Irish still have small cocks :dontknow:
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    1 in 12 males of Irish decent hail from the same dude. :dontknow: It's not an exclusive club.
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    Schmoopy thinks I'm Irish :facepalm:
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    I'll chop your fucking head off!!! :pie:


    <--------<< fellow warrior, brah.. ==@!@== 300 and shit

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