Do any of ur co-workers/friends hv spouses that stun you with their unattractiveness?

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Shot Dead

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    In all seriousness, I have an employee that has a wife who closely resembles a white version of this:
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    My breathe is literally sucked from my lungs every time I see her come in. It's that much of a shock to my system!!... She literally looks like a comedy show caricature of an "ugly woman" ....What makes it worse is she is 100% full blown Wigger ...With the baseball-cap off to the side, the multiple rap song-lyric references incorporated into her conversation, etc etc.. Her Christmas card was even written in Boon-type phrasing ... I so badly want to ask this particular employee what process he has to go though to become intimate with this woman (they have 2 children), but of course I'm not that insensitive...

    Discuss your experiences, and how/if you were able to reach a resolution with the situation. . . . .
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic VIP

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    I had a close co-worker for years and he was no treat to look at himself. But his wife was hideous. They had a daughter and that poor kid never had a chance.
  3. tomtom

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    I work with a guy who is about 6'4" 250, really big boned. His daughter looks and is built just like him. He looks normal for a guy but his daughter is hideous. His son is tiny and slim like his wife. Pretty fucked up.
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    Hawk kneed Shed Founder VIP

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    yeah.

    I have a co-worker I've traveled with and seen him pull A to A-minus talent in bars pretty consistently thru the years.

    When I met his wife at a Christmas Party, she was under 5ft, looked like those exaggerated stereotype cartoon of (post WW2) Asian people: super squinty eyes, buck teeth, dry, blue-black hair, dressed in 80s clothes....

    My heart sank. :bug:
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    it has happened
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    Hawk kneed Shed Founder VIP

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    thanks for starting this thread.

    i feel better now... having talked about it...
  7. Cheri

    Cheri Hates the Pope VIP

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    Yes. He is maybe 5 ft 2, 120 lbs. His wife is 4 foot something, at least 250 lbs. Super bull duke short black hair, and she has a decent moustache. She got all gussied up for Christmas and dyed the tips of her hair platinum blonde.
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting VIP

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    This shit mult stole your smiley, Gillette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yell:
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    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    I honestly find 99% of women attractive.
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    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    A guy I worked with was OK looking for a guy but he had a daughter who looked JUST like him

    It REALLY didn't work for her
  11. stripes

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    i always felt bad for the good looking hot well dressed mom, great figure/hair/face/sexy with the big fat sloppy daughter:c'

    how da fuk dat happen:dontknow:
  12. bobtraw

    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    Not really, no!
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    God Bless :)
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    yes,this hairdresser i know.
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    An aquaintance has a wife who looks like Artie Lange in a fright wig.
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    2Manboobs New Member Shot Dead

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    Bullsh*t
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore VIP

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    Jesus Christ I married her
  19. The Gas Face

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    Schmoopy mult

    :right:
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    There's a broad I used to work with that looks like me if I had a transgender procedure done. I can pull of my hideousness ok due to my killer personality but she is a mean spiteful cunt so a complete lose/lose on one beast of a woman. Her husband is a nice guy that seems pretty normal. Fuck if I know what the hell is going on there.

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