Do we have any felons on this forum?

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  1. renchfrieswith

    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just curious :dontknow: I'm talking about the real shit, the folks with a criminal record.

    I never got into serious trouble with the law except for a couple of parking and speeding tickets. Closest I got to getting arrested was when I talked shit after I got a pretty big ticket for pissing in the canal after a night of heavy drinking. I wisely shut my mouth after the officer gave me a last warning.
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    I was arrested once, but not a felony
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    Put it this way


    I fucked bigger bitches than you in prison
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Pretty sure shiv has a couple of felonies. The Horrible Monster has one I think
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member VIP

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    In prison I learned how to suck a mean dick

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    Gitfiddle Well-Known Member VIP

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    Tell us about the hot prison sex.
     
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    xyster Well-Known Member

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    my uncle got a dui in 1969 and 1972

    and recently 2011..he's a felon..mass has the lookback law..the only one in the country

    they want to put a 80 year old in jail
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    I was in jail for like 36 hours and cried the whole time. :(
     
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    Gitfiddle Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yeah yeah. Get to the sex.
     
  11. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    Punk
     
  12. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Was there a cavity search? :munch2:
     
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    Gitfiddle Well-Known Member VIP

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    How many knuckles did they get in?
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    No cavity search and no sex, but I got a uniform and a number. I had a cell and they turned off my intercom bc I kept asking if my mom was there yet
     
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    babybear Wherewolf of Arizona VIP

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    i spent over 16 years working in the prison system.
     
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    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Intercoms in your cell? Where were you arrested, Beverly Hills?
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh yeah.
     
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    Gitfiddle Well-Known Member VIP

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    Can you pretend there was a cavity search and tell us what it was like?
     
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    harlock Coming Soon... Gold

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    trouble maker

    :c
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    No I don't. It was the scariest day ever, I cried the whole time. I'm crying in my mugshot lol
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Pm e what to say and I will post. :c
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