Do you ever talk like Macho Man Randy Savage when your taking a dump?

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    Fuck, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    You are too fucking weird.
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    kill yourself
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    You first.
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    I talk like him when I'm doing my GF doggy style
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    I don't tend to talk when I'm taking a shit.
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    Oooooh yeeeah.....squeeezing out the muthu load.......
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    "Do You Smell What The Rock's Been Cookin'!!!!!!!!" is more my style.....
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    snap into a slim jim
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    Posted: 6:00 a.m. Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2012

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    Hyundai and Kia owners may be receiving compensation for the difference between advertised fuel economy numbers and the real fuel economy numbers.

    Thirteen models are affected over three model years.

    For Hyundai, this includes the 2012 and 2013 Accent, Azera, Elantra, Sonata Hyrbrid, Tucson, and Veloster; and the 2012 Genesis sedan; the 2013 Genesis coupe; and the Santa Fe Sport.

    For Kia, affected models include the 2012 and 2013 Rio, Sorento, Soul, and Sportage.

    In order to qualify for reimbursement, first register online (see links below) and then go to your nearest dealership to have your mileage and vehicle ownership validated. Reimbursements will be issued within 15 business days.

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    Meanwhile, no matter what kind of car you drive, all those ads for new cars that tout amazing highway miles per gallon are misleading. What are those same vehicles getting for city miles?

    What they don't say are that the city driving numbers are not so hot. And that's the only number that matters for most drivers.




    Very dishonest IMO. :ucoffee:
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    thats the only answer
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    I used to work in a HUGE corporate place, and there was some old dude from another department, who periodically came to the mens room nearest to my department. We called him "The Turd Whisperer", because if it was quiet, you could hear him in the stall whispering stuff like "Come on now, there it is....that's good....just a little more...." etc. (srs)
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    Hey Mike I gotta shit in a little bit

    But I am scared to do it with the family home.
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    Mike I liked the tranny video you posted. He had a little cock

    you have anymore vids?
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    Sometimes in public restrooms I've heard dudes talking on the phone while taking a shit. So I start flushing and flushing and flushing so the person they're talking to knows that talking to this guy made him need to shit immediately.
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    Best Thread Title Ever. Kudos to my heavily neck fatted friend.

    :up:
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    :rofl:
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