do you have any job interview tips?

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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    I expect a 50/50 distribution of funny/serious responses.
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    Bring a pistol
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    You interview them. They don't interview you.
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    Eat a big can of beans the night before.
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    Apple the cat Rockin' the catbox Gold

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    Dress professionally for the job, be polite, research the company and the position you're applying for, and don't say fuck.
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    0 funny/ 1 serious
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    What's your most offensive t shirt? Wear it
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    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    Hey apple the cat? You a chick or gay dude?
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    Neither one, Splash. Just gettin philosophical in my old age...
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    I see :bigthink
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    Let's see your pussy, whore.
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    Send Thank You cards/emails to the people who interviewed you.
  14. UncaDollas

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    The shit they sell online to beat a piss test doesn't work. Have some one whose has clean piss and use that. Keep it under your balls, so its body temperature. Use a little plastic bottle. Dont refrigerate, the fresher the better, attach at least an hour before you go in, don't throw out the container in the bathroom.

    -You can use the piss of the opposite sex. It's against the law to test for sex.
    -Unless it's prison or being a solider they cant watch you.
    -They will test for tampering (golden seal and the others will show up, putting bleach on your fingers will show up, etc.)
    The water will be off in the bathroom and the toilet will have blue stuff in it so you cant use that.


    Another way to pass is overdosing on water.You'll be pissing every 5 seconds for 24 hrs, you'll get diaharrea and you may get water intoxication, but it does work. The water is going thru you so fast that it doesnt pick anything up.

    Good luck-Hope you get the job and celebrate with a fatty!:bong:
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2013
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    Wear something that shows off your cleavage.
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    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    Would you rather bang Buck Angel:

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    Or Bailey Jay:

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    Apple the cat Rockin' the catbox Gold

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    Ack!!! Neither one, please (especially considering they both have or had dicks)!
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    Would I rather have AIDS or Hep C ?
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    This question has been on my mind a lot lately. Buck Angel has never had a dick and still doesnt. Bailey Jay has never had a vag and still doesnt. Its blowin my minfpd up.
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    This is true... though the "so what questions do you have for me" segment can be awkward with the "so how would you describe your management style" bullshit.

    I figure now its best to just go in and lay your balls on the table and wait for the tongue to come out.

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