Do you remember the first time you jerked off?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    I bet alot of here had only penthouse mags to work with. I was spoiled with the Internet :)
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    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    Yes. I knew then that my life would never be the same.
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    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    How much time have you wasted jerking since then? Lol
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    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    Got more hair than Chriza in that pic :jj:
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    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books. :jj:
  7. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    Man that's hardcore! Your imagination had to take over.
  8. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    An average of 20 min a day for 10 years.
    20*365.25*10= 73,050 min /60 = 1217.5 hours /24 = 50.7 days
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    purple. hurt. chafed.
  10. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    Only 20 min? You never have long sessions
  11. Napoleon V

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    For The first few months I did it there was no mess to clean up.
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    I think "wasted" is not the correct word here. I prefer "invested."
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    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    That's an average. Sometimes I do long sessions, some days I don't do it at all.
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    I was really young and porn was totally unavailable. Not even any good catalogs or women's fashion or fitness magazines at my disposal.
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    babybear Wherewolf of Arizona VIP

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    no,but it was over 45 yrs. ago.
    maybe a Sears catalog was used for pictures of ladies.
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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  17. babybear

    babybear Wherewolf of Arizona VIP

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    the copyright says 1937
    i'd say about 1966 is when i was looking at the catalogs.
  18. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I didnt have cable growing up so my buddy had it and a connection in his basement with one of these
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    and I jerked it to scrambled playboy channel porn and this show

    [video=youtube;_pqvjfW9yHo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pqvjfW9yHo[/video]


    his carpet was never the same:facepalm: it crunched
  19. Popeye Saavedra

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    I wasn't trying to be literal.
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    Scrambled porn was huge to me in my formative years.

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