Does anyone here think they'll be a forever aloner after sixty? (srs (pos/cons)

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  1. Satori Brah

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    I have no desire to get married.

    I want a couple kids though.
  3. Schmoopy

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    They're magically delicious!
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    Only if my wife finally realizes that I'm a dolt and bails.
  5. stripes

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    i'm hoping
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    I hope not we're too much a pair
  7. Satori Brah

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    I wonder if old people even like each other :dontknow:
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    If you keep drinking and watching wrestling on a monday night you will be

    Srs n all that
  9. Satori Brah

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    like I care
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    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    yea..as if I'm gonna survive long enough to see 60 :jj:
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    A lot of the old people communities down here had to force their residents to attend sex ed classes after std's became such a ridiculously serious problem amongst seniors.
  12. Swayze

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    You should adopt one of those Reggie babies from asia
  13. GHP

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    I read about that. They blame viagra
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    :jj:
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    It's a true story. I sold a lot of wellness business doing HIV tests that year.
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    You must have been Patient Zero :sarcastic: granny fucker
  17. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    They should blame the old women who whore themselves out. :pimp:
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    Oh yeah. Why the fuck would I fuck up a good thing?
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    i wanna die at 90 from a nasty std that some underage 60yr old slut gave me.:cool:
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:

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