The Anxiety Lie

enough with the new joke writers

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dead Air Dave, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Active Member

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    Its too obvious.

    Sounds like howard is reading(poorly) off of cue cards
  2. Ads Master

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    The 3 Week Diet
  3. Art

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    He is a poor reader; always was. He's not terribly creative. As he falters, this was inevitable :rolleye:
  4. Dick Gozinya

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    He even fucked up a live read of a commercial yesterday.
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    You mean the Monologue before the "News" wasn't spontaneous and off the cuff?

    I find that hard to believe:coffee:
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    it's a cringe worthy bit for sure
  7. Dick Gozinya

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    There was a fuckup before the news? I heard the one during the news. He had to start it three times cause Robin wouldn't shut the fuck up. :hilarious:
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    "The Game grew up in a tough neighborhood and he became a rapper. I grew up in a tough neighborhood and I became a puppeteer."

    [video=youtube;9CdVTCDdEwI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9CdVTCDdEwI[/video]
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    He's doing what every generic talk/comedy show does... badly. It's got Shuli written all over it.
  10. Snotty

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    Jokes? What jokes?
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    I miss the days Jackie laughed after Howard read Jackie's jokes.
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    I don't understand. I thought Benjy was the only writer on show. Why does Howard need a writer at all, I thought his quick mind and genius intellect is more than sufficient to come up with one liners. You mean to say that Howard isn't actually talented.
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    Jackie > Benjy + Shuli.
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    i love it!

    it FINALLY make the point that HOWARD SUCKS ASS AND IS AN OLD CODGER undeniable.
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    Coming out of the break today before Tiki, Howard asked if Jackie was on tonight and after getting a response he said, "Good I could use a good Joke!"

    Bad joke? Sincere reply? A dig at the "new" guy?:dontknow:
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    I read the title of this thread as "enough with t jew joke writers" and lawled.
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    :rofl:

    he used to do his monologue earlier. I don't get to hear it now :depressed:
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    i heard that and thought it was weird.
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    I thought the exact same. I was like what's going on these don't sound like Benji's lame jokes. Howard can't sell them anymore. It's so obvious when he's reading a joke. By the way, who is the new joke writer? Can't be Shuli cause his jokes are even worse.
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    He went through this "reading joke material" phase about 6-7 years ago, when I think it was Benji who was writing his rants. They need to just scrap the idea... forever. Nothing natural or spontaneous about it.
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    Robin didn't get the news monologue memo.

    She keeps talking over Howard while he's reading these jokes. It adds to the whole trainwreck feel of the bit.
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