Eric the midget is dead (again, allegedly)

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    Reports are in that an acquaintance entered Eric's room and discovered Eric face down, naked, stuck to his mattress and unresponsive. "I knew things weren't right when I noticed that he had changed color from his normal dark brown to a rusty red hue", said yawn, Eric's longtime lover/caretaker.

    Rip funny man. Let's honor his memory via photographs.
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    I don't belive it.
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    I read that in Ricky Ricardo's voice

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    If, in this period of joy/mourning, you would prefer to participate non-photographically, please feel free to honor his memory with a brief story or, if you're feeling up to it, write his obit.

    There are plenty of ways to honor our late crustacean broth... Sist... Friend
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    He didn't die because he never lived
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    I mourned his death last time, I just can't go through that again.
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    My first reaction to reading this thread title was a mental "gasp". Opened it, saw it was likely a joke. Wanted info.. but did I really care or feel sad?? NAHHHHHHHH...
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    [video=youtube;oHRiNaU2CBw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oHRiNaU2CBw[/video]
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    Even if is isn't true and he is still alive, bury him anyway.
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    RIP Eric. Sad to hear this. :(
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    This is one of my fav videos and songs.

    The look on peoples faces when ETM pops up is priceless.

    [video=youtube;KiYfeRRZyyo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYfeRRZyyo[/video]
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    this should be required watching for all the TV producers who want to put that abortion on air. this is how your audience will react when they see this thing on TV.

    this is precisely how Eric kills TV shows.
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    Dateline, November 10, 2012

    Fans of tiny tyrant and Howard Stern Radio Show 'whack-packer', "Eric the Midget," have learned that the diminutive dwarf has once again been pronounced dead.

    For those who are familiar with the tumultuous life of "ETM" this most recent death comes as no surprise.

    "ETM has died multiple times in the past several years...and with each passing the loss is felt less and less," a fan was quoted as saying.

    Eric was born into the world with lobster hands, small stature, and an overwhelming desire to engage is meaningless awkward banter with American Idol contestants, Professional Wrestlers, Prostitutes, Porno Stars, and Howard Stern. His ultimate goal in these meaningless, superficial exchanges was never fully grasped, yet he continued to pursue his dream of B star-fucker status until his multiple deaths occurred.

    At one point Howard Stern even provided the 'angry' little man with a forum to discuss his passion for reality tv show competitions by giving him his own radio show on Sirius Satellite. The show (considered to be a giant cluster fuck by many critics) was focused on the boring competitive reality show, "American Idol."

    "Eric spent lots of time rambling incoherently about Diana Digarmo, and engaging with fans who mocked and ridiculed him."

    Eric will be remembered for his sloppy schtick and fake outrage.

    "That little crippled fuck sure could pretend to be miserable! Who can ever forget his fake outrage over being harassed on several Howard Stern forums by 'fans' of the once funny, "King of all Media?" Asked an anonymous forum poster. "He provided us with many opportunities to ridicule and torment him. We never missed the chance to let that little prick know that he was a meaningless asshole with no life.

    Some say Eric reached the zenith of his notoriety by refusing to engage in a 'bit' on the Howard Stern Show that would have sent the midget into the stratosphere by attaching the handicapped dwarf's wheel chair to a large amount of helium filled children balloons. The Schtick was played out over the course of several months, ending finally when fans were unable to stomach the bullshit another minute.

    Eric had some small moments of triumph over his unhappy life. After multiple years of stalking former American Idol contestant Diana DeGarmo, the midgets dream was fulfilled when he had the opportunity to meet with the pitchy songstress. Although he was unable to meet his ultimate goal of seducing the much younger singer, the occasion provided Ms. DeGarmo with a horrifyingly awkward interaction with the obsessed cripple. After the momentous meeting occurred, Diana DeGarmo was quoted as saying, "I want to bathe in hot bleach...please someone, help me."

    ETM's dream to appear on a mediocre scripted television show was also met whenever he guest starred on the mildly entertaining televisions show, "Fringe." His role, as a homeless crippled dwarf who's head exploded left many impressed with his acting ability. "It was like his head really blew off, " television critic Tom Shaes comments. "He had real potential. I easily could have seen ETM taking on new roles as freakish and horrifying creatures in horror movies and bad tv shows."

    No funeral plans have been finalized at this time. Sources close to the misshapen shell of humanity suggest no services are likely to occur.

    "How many fucking times are we going to eulogize this boring piece of shit anyway?" an unnamed source inquired. "Let's just throw the dirt on the coffin and move on with our lives."

    Farewell unfunny man.

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