Ever catch or hear your parents having sex?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Dec 8, 2012.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    207
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    8,949
    Likes Received:
    130
    Thank god my parents hated each other so I'd never have to go through that growing up
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    152
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,381
    Likes Received:
    26
    No, but I did hear my mom yell at him for waking her up with his fingers in her puss :jj:
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

    Reputations:
    15,632
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    44,209
    Likes Received:
    728
    same with me, HMan
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

    Reputations:
    60,833
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    15,710
    Likes Received:
    1,821
    Heard a rhythmic squeaking bed a few times Ugh!
  5. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    32
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    10,286
    Likes Received:
    4
    Never, but I did hear my friend's parents going at it one time when we were up at their house in PA one summer.
  6. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    207
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    8,949
    Likes Received:
    130
    :lol: what did your friend do?
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy E-Legend VIP

    Reputations:
    28,715
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    57,151
    Likes Received:
    1,096
    cant say i have. nor have my kids ever caught me in the act
  8. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    207
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    8,949
    Likes Received:
    130
    Some parents have their kids in the same room when they are babies. Always wonder what they think is going on.
  9. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    32
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    10,286
    Likes Received:
    4
    I didn't tell him. We were sleeping upstairs and his parents' bedroom was on the 1st floor. I went down to use the bathroom and as I walked past their door, I heard his Mom moaning and his Dad was pounding away. I listened for like 10 minutes and then went to the bathroom. When I came back out it was over. Not sure if they stopped because they heard the flush. :c
  10. TonyJax

    TonyJax Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    4,188
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    11,628
    Likes Received:
    244
    Did you high five him for lasting so long?
  11. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    207
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    8,949
    Likes Received:
    130
    Did he get a new baby sibling 9 months later?
  12. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    32
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    10,286
    Likes Received:
    4
    No, but I was in love with his Mom for like 2 years after that.
  13. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    32
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    10,286
    Likes Received:
    4
    No, they ended up getting divorced like 6 months later.
  14. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    152
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,381
    Likes Received:
    26
    Cuz you knew she put out :c
  15. Babs

    Babs Lolly VIP

    Reputations:
    17,077
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    37,675
    Likes Received:
    955
    My kid caught us. In the bathtub, he was 4 years old. I'm just glad he isn't gay now.:facepalm:
  16. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    152
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,381
    Likes Received:
    26
    Did he join in? :coffee:
  17. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    32
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    10,286
    Likes Received:
    4
    Yea, and she was a screamer. :cheer:
  18. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    32
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    10,286
    Likes Received:
    4
    :rofl: That is so wrong. Reps!
  19. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    26,577
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    30,452
    Likes Received:
    1,719
    Never.

    But some girl i was banging who had a kid caught us. She told me he started knocking on her bedroom door asking "mommy do you have your clothes on?" before going in. :sarcastic:
  20. xyster

    xyster Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,708
    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2011
    Messages:
    13,251
    Likes Received:
    214
    think i was 7 or 8 ,usually my parents door was open,so when it wouldn't i just pushed harder,think there was a sock under the door..then i saw it,my moms 1970's bush and my old mans pp :facepalm:

    i stared for about 10 seconds and shut the door,thought i might be in trouble,but nothing was ever mentioned

    they were side by side laying there

Share This Page