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  1. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Tripped on a power cord, fell. Knee black and blue and arm hurts from bracing the fall.

    Damn it! If I'm gonna fall, can't some sexy Frenchman be there to help me up & have an affair with me, like in Unfaithful?

    :shitfit:
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    wanker New Member

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    klutz:cool:
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    That's why women shouldn't drive. :coffee:
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    sorry about your leg, mand that guy who was in unfaithful was hot.
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    BudBudha Active Member

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    Did you ice it down?
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    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    I'm a French model.
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yeah, put an ice pack on it ... swelling is down. Ugh!
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    :secret:
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    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    who did help you up, a mexican woman :(?

    hope the arm and knee feel better though, AG.

    amish person tripping over an electric cord is like a Mormon tripping over a bottle of wine :(.......
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Frenchmen smell bad. :no:
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    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    that sucks
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... VIP

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    Im not buying it for a minute...
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    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Lawsuit! :cheer:
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    OMG! Yes, this must be my punishment for using the internet :tears:


    Knee's still black/blue, but not as bad as I thought it would be. Bought a knee-brace at Walgreens on the way home & nearly fainted at the price... :nooo:
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    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Make your employer pay for it. Or else. :D
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    Scott Beach Bum VIP

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    Walk it off, sissy.
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Punitive Damages Here! :hat:

    [video=youtube;QhjBlPucpd0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhjBlPucpd0[/video]
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    I'm a French model too, except for the French and model part. Everything else, COVERED!
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    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    :gassed:

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