Fuck Christmas!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I'm working on a porno where Santa Claus and Ms. Claus have a threesome with Jesus. :c
  2. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    [video=youtube;gsZu3A7hlm0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsZu3A7hlm0[/video]
  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :punk:
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    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

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    Jesus is the reason for the season :grad:
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    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    I want to open one gift now. I think it might be a fruitcake.
  6. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Yeah, but that doesn't mean Jesus and Santa DP'ing Ms Claus wouldn't be entertaining. :pimp:
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    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :jj:
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I've been searching unsuccessfully to find a decent quality video of "Huh Huh Humbug", the Beavis And Butthead version of A Christmas Carol. Among other things, Beavis watches a porno called "Ebenezer Screw", starring "Bob Scratchit"...
  9. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Does not exist, I've spent years searching for that one. :hhh:
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Also, I was jammin' out to an old version of "The Little Drummer Boy" yesterday, and I wondered what kind of asshole would go up to a newborn baby and get Cro-Mag on a snare drum???? SRS.
  11. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy Shedding the Velvet. Gold

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    You're coming up with some good ones tonight HM. :hehe:
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Baby Jesus was probably like, what the fuck is up with this bastard? :dontknow:
  13. harlock

    harlock Coming Soon... Staff Member

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    That one is funny as hell.
  14. Stevie

    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    You should do a reverse gangbang porn where Jesus bangs a bunch of female elfs...
  15. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Already been done, got a copy of that one..
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    TonyJax Well-Known Member VIP

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    I want to open a present now, I think its a puppy it has not moved in days.
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    calm down dude
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting VIP

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    The Peruvian midget just bumped another old thread, Dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yell:
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    Yes thank you, we've got it
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    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    :c

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