Fucking Ikea

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member VIP

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    The Hemnes 8 drawer dresser can suck my hairy beanbag. Asshole.
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    MONK The fuck? Chimp In Charge

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    Ikea!! :rofl:
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    8 year old boys are capable of putting that shit together.

    C'mon, put the booze down, and concentrate.

    :c
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    :hhh: Ikea means Swedish crap in Swedish :grad:
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Shot Dead

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    Shave your fucking balls man!
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    :lol:
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    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    [video=youtube;XyMHCduJDM8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyMHCduJDM8[/video]
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member VIP

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    That guy should have gone and shot up the Ikea headquarters instead of that island full of kids.
  9. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nailed it.
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    dude if ur even half way faded, wait till ur sober.
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think I'm more pissed that setting this thing up all afternoon kept me away from the egg nog. Finally able to sit back and have a few. :wino:
  12. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member VIP

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    This thing had 3 of those slim boxes. :facepalm:
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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :c hi5
  14. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    I fucking love Ikea and all that they offer in home furnishings.
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    :grad: and kitchen cabinetry.
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    If it can that's some talented furniture :dadance:
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    You should really trim or shave those balls, they probably smell.
  19. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member VIP

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    So I get to the part where the drawers are supposed to go in and the fucking guide rails are crooked... the fucking thing is drilled wrong.

    I'm about to have a fucking aneurysm. :satanfire:
  20. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    I'm doing ikea drawers right now too!

    In our new little kitchen:

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