Fun with Mug Shots

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  1. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    So, I have some rental property and occasionally have to get a new tenant. I'd tell you how much it sucks to turn a place over, find someone else, blah blah, but it would bore you. Let's just say, if you ever rent and have a good tenant, hold on to them. Leaky faucet? We'll have someone on it right away. Raise rents? Only if absolutely necessary. Good tenants are hard to come by.

    Because bad tenants can ruin you.

    Anyhow, I do a basic background check on prospective tenants. It's your run-of-the-mill stuff like a credit check, job-history verification, talk to previous landlords, etc. I also like a little site called arrests.org. You can search a name and discover whether a prospect has a criminal history for free.

    So, falling into the rabbit-hole and shit, I started searching up old high school classmates (holy crap, they are everywhere. . . . damn) to ex-girlfriends. I found two ex-gfs. Man, one hit the wall after kids and the other? Well, she's done alright. I'll share her pic because the other gf is pretty bad nowadays.

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    This is "S." She was an extremely sweet girl with some issues. The issues stemmed from her upbringing which led her down the ole drug path. We didn't last long because it was always something. It was always some kind of beef she had with a family member, someone from her past, etc. She never did drugs around me, denied she dig drugs anymore, etc. She'd clean up but go back to drugs, primarily meth. Real sad case.

    Unfortunately she is still on the junk. This particular case appears to be prescription drugs that weren't in her name but in her possession.
  2. tHISisKiSSeL

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    they don't have my state
  3. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    i put together a good avatar from mug shots. they have some real characters. avatar1538_24.gif
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    itpdude New Member

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    Yeah, that sucks because it doesn't even touch the Mid-Atlantic or the NE where most of you folks live.

    Bah!

    At least it has California.
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    smichal Well-Known Member VIP

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    that is sad if it's somebody you know.
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "Wake up in the morning & eat coffee, brutha!" Gold

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    Damage...Natalie Maines has seen better days! :coffee:

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    Don't have my state, but I bet I'd find a few in there. Yeah, I'd spend whatever it took to vet a new tenant if I were you. You get stuck with a bad one and they can make your life hell. There was a guy I knew that it took his landlord almost a year to get him out, and then he trashed the place before he left, and they never got a penny off him cause he didn't have a penny. I'd probably only rent to old women if I were you.
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    Oh, I've been through the ringer before. Georgia law is decent with getting shitty tenants out, and I have done that. From when you serve notice of intent to evict to getting the people out, it takes about 1.5 months because the Marshall is over-worked and under-funded in my county. You need them to serve and then the Sheriff to get their asses out. I've done that before. Hired about 4 Mexies, met the Sheriffs, they cleared the house, and we kicked everything to the curb.

    It pretty much sucked. And old ladies are in short-supply in the rental-market. And the ones who DO rent are generally rough-trade.
  9. Snotty

    Snotty Wolfgang Amadeus Mo'Snot VIP

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    They have a "Tagged" Key.......You should check out "Hotties" But I can't pull up an arrest of my 1st Ex by my 2nd Ex for harassment......I'd love to see that mug-shot........
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    Snotty Wolfgang Amadeus Mo'Snot VIP

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    I have a friend that has dozens of rental properties in Memphis.....When he wants someone out he has a go to move, He'll show up at the door and count out five hundred dollars in front of the tenant, And then he tells them, "I'll be back in 24 hrs, If you have your stuff out and meet me at the curb, This money is yours" I saw him do it a few times and he told me its never failed......He said you lose thousands in a legal eviction....So he considers it cost effective.....
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    dude New Member

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    1 1/2 months isn't too bad. I don't know what the laws are here in PA, but again, I'm not kidding, it took them almost a year to get him out. He pulled every free legal thing he could and then smashed 10's of thousands of dollars out of the place before he left. I guess be glad your in a state that takes care of that kind of shit much quicker.
  12. tHISisKiSSeL

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    hitler dirty sanchez?

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    midgets too

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    Patricia Godley
    Age : 26 Years Old Gender : F
    Birth Date : 7-23-1986
    Weight : 105 lbs Eye Color : BLU
    Height : 4'00" Hair Color : BRO
    Race : W



    105lbs for 4'00" is kinda fat.
  14. tHISisKiSSeL

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    in my experience of internet mugshot searches, you go to florida and need look no further.
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    Florida is so messed up. It's like it gets the rejects from the US.
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member VIP

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    just spent an hour searchin for a free one that does michigan no luck

    the florida mugshots are great
  17. LobsterTails

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    Do you still have this girls number? I think she's cute and way better than most of my Ex GFs.
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    itpdude New Member

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    Hahaha, no. Not because I don't want you to have it but because she's probably had 3 new numbers since the last time we talked. Plus last I heard she was engaged and preggers.

    Next stop, after city lockup, is the wall.
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    I'm guessing you were proudly offering "Mexie" wages to proudly displace Americans. Who knows, maybe those Americans can't find a job because of those "Mexies".
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2012
  20. Mike in Houston

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    I wonder if she does anal.

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