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Gilbert Gottfried With Jay Mohr backstage @TheViewTV

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  1. dawg

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    What does Jay do now? I liked his sitcom, is he a standup now?
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    Wow... Gilbert is really looking his age... :(

    And Jay looks like HELL... :facepalm:
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    Did Jay Mohr have a stroke?
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    I don't get the whole Chinese Jew thing.

    Plus I like Jay's traditional manwig better than Howard's rock star hair wig,

    The other day I saw a manwig close up, but I wasn't sure because it looked really good, but something was off about it (guy in his 60s), but I couldn't see where it was attached. then I saw another old guy with a brown wig on his head that was pathetic.
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    Thats because old men still wear the traditional Toupee that looks like a fucking rug. Plus they dont die into the rest of their hair. New hair is made so well that you dont know who is wearing it. Most large cities have Salons where you can get good hair (If you have the money) I have a lady friend that does it for a living and i have seen some of her clients, you would never know if you saw them on the street. Howards is obvious because it's just so godamn ridiculous.
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    To cheap to pay an expert, they would rather look like an idiot.
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    Well this took a quick left turn to wig talk
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    :giggle:
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    lol
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    Yeah, this guys was died to match. You could almost see on the side but it was blended. I was looking really close and wasn't sure, they also have to go ever few weeks to trim the new hair or wash out the glue that connects it, but there are toupee systems that can fool you.

    The other man had an old style toupee that is mostly full wig, you can't see much of the hair underneath, it's too much hair and it's 5 times thicker than human hair. It's just kind of sad really, like Howards.

    The funniest thing I ever saw when I worked at a restaurant was a pair of twin customers that came in. One was bald and the other wore a wig. :jj: It's hard to fool everyone when your brother is there not wearing a wig with your same balding pattern, best to move 3000 miles away and never talk to him again.
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    Wig talk is the best :jumpclap:
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    Thats why the new hair is so expensive it's real human hair. And being real human hair it doesnt last forever since it has no blood to feed off of. So it can get real expensive about 300 for one system and then you have to add on die, hair cut, styling etc... my friend makes a lot of money.
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    Yes, it IS!!! :clap:
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    Gilbert rules!!!! :punk:
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    Hair is dead cells. (The only "living" portion of the hair is found in the follicle. The hair that is visible is the hair shaft, which exhibits no biochemical activity and is considered "dead")

    It won't last forever because of the stress you put on it by sleeping on it and washing something that is glued to your head. A human hair wig can last forever. $300 sounds cheap for a hair system. Human hair is not really that expensive because there are poor countries where women grow their hair to sell it. In India they have a ritual where at a certain age all women shave their heads, and I bet they sell the hair.
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    Holy shit that is a creepy pair. Looks like a couple of NAMBLA recruiters celebrating the induction of a new member. :eek:
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    i never thought the day would come gilbert would look better than anyone..
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    So does abe! and Abe!

    wow that's weird, it split the one quote into two on the page edit when I added the dawg quote
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