Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time Tournament Bracket #1

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    Who is the greatest Wackpacker of all-time? Let’s find out!

    I have devised a tournament bracket system in which each member can choose their favorite wackpackers to move on to the next round. Each set of wackpackers will face off in a one-on-one voting battle.. until only one wackpacker is left.

    I checked a bunch of sites to help make up a list of 64 names (two brackets of 32 each). Some are without question wackpackers (such as Beetlejuice), others can have their wack pack membership disputed (like Captain Janks or Bobo). But all of the names in each bracket have been associated with the wack pack on more than one site and in show history. I only had to cut a few names off the list, but the vast majority of names are included.

    All match-ups in both brackets were chosen at random using Random.org.

    As the number of wack packers dwindles, I will post normal polls here to determine winners. The two winners of each bracket will eventually face off to take the title of the Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time.

    For the first round, please choose which wackpacker you want to move on. You can copy & paste the match-ups and just delete, bold, underline, color, etc. so your choice is clear.

    The deadline for voting in round one will be Sunday 11/25 at 11:59pm eastern.

    Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.) vs. King of All Messengers

    Beetlejuice vs. Blue Iris

    Gay Ramone vs. Daniel Carver

    Will the Farter vs. "Elegant" Elliot Offen

    Miss Howard Stern (Andrea Ownby) vs. Evil Dave Letterman

    Dan the Farter vs. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

    Joe Cancer vs. Siobhan the Transsexual

    Bobo vs. John the Stutterer

    Speech Impediment Man vs. Nicole Bass

    Gina Girl vs. Captain Janks

    Debbie the Pet Lady vs. Wheelchair Steve

    Yucko the Clown vs. Gary the Retard

    Mark the Bagger vs. Eric the Midget

    Big Black vs. Ted the Janitor

    Dr. Remulak vs. "Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney

    Wendy the Retard vs. Melrose Larry Green
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    Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time Tournament Bracket #2

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    Who is the greatest Wackpacker of all-time? Let’s find out!

    I have devised a tournament bracket system in which each member can choose their favorite wackpackers to move on to the next round. Each set of wackpackers will face off in a one-on-one voting battle.. until only one wackpacker is left.

    I checked a bunch of sites to help make up a list of 64 names (two brackets of 32 each). Some are without question wackpackers (such as Beetlejuice), others can have their wack pack membership disputed (like Captain Janks or Bobo). But all of the names in each bracket have been associated with the wack pack on more than one site and in show history. I only had to cut a few names off the list, but the vast majority of names are included.

    All match-ups in both brackets were chosen at random using Random.org.

    As the number of wack packers dwindles, I will post normal polls here to determine winners. The two winners of each bracket will eventually face off to take the title of the Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time.

    For the first round, please choose which wackpacker you want to move on. You can copy & paste the match-ups and just delete, bold, underline, color, etc. so your choice is clear.

    The deadline for voting in round one will be Sunday 11/25 at 11:59pm eastern.

    Rappin' Granny vs. Hanzi

    Angry Black vs. Debbie the Queefer

    King of All Blacks vs. Bigfoot (Matthew McGrory)

    Kenneth Keith Kallenbach vs. Ass Napkin Ed

    Riley Martin vs. Crazy Alice

    Jeff “The Vomit Guy†Levy vs. Graveyard Greg

    Celestine Tate vs. Mariann from Brooklyn

    Irene the Leather Weather Lady vs. Joey Boots

    Sour Shoes vs. Vin the Retard

    Crackhead Bob vs. Yaqi

    Slow Adam vs. Ham Hands Bill

    Medicated Pete vs. Cleft Palate

    Ian the Drunk vs. Hi-Pitch Erik

    Fred the Elephant Boy vs. "Jeff the Drunk" Curro

    Double A vs. Hate Man

    Croix vs. Junior the Farter
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    Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.)

    Beetlejuice

    Daniel Carver

    Will the Farter

    Miss Howard Stern (Andrea Ownby)

    Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

    Siobhan the Transsexual

    John the Stutterer

    Speech Impediment Man

    Captain Janks

    Wheelchair Steve

    Gary the Retard

    Mark the Bagger

    Big Black

    Dr. Remulak

    Wendy the Retard
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    Rappin' Granny

    Debbie the Queefer

    Bigfoot (Matthew McGrory)

    Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

    Crazy Alice

    Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy

    Mariann from Brooklyn

    Joey Boots

    Sour Shoes

    Crackhead Bob

    Ham Hands Bill

    Cleft Palate

    Hi-Pitch Erik

    "Jeff the Drunk" Curro

    Hate Man

    Croix
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    This took effort so I will participate.

    So you are gonna take all the votes and move them to the next round?

    Ok good luck and i appreciate this grand effort to declare Hank the greatest...but here are my votes

    bigfoot

    beetle

    carver

    offen

    andrea

    Hank

    siobhan

    john

    s.i.m.

    janks

    ktb (kill them both)

    gary

    etm

    big black (unsung hero vote)

    UL (tough one but i went with her)

    wendy (after losing power i will never laugh at her the same way again)
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    HTADD is impossible to beat.
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    granny (voted for hanzi at first because i thought he made me laugh more. then i remembered "this is better than rejuvenation" and i'm still laughing now)

    AB

    KOAB

    KKK

    Riley

    jeff

    marianne

    irene (even though i don't know who she is)

    sour!

    bob (even though yaqi has made me laugh more)

    HHB

    Cleft

    Hi-pitch (hated but a good contributer)

    JTD (hard pick against fred)

    hateman

    croiux (still helping her get back her architecture from ronald...that fuck)
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    You listed Bobo and forgot Elephant Boy and Crackhead Bob? I suspect that you're a new listener.
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    There's two brackets.. two threads..
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    must have been a easier way to do this, but you put alot of effort into it so I'll play along.
    king of all messengers
    beet
    carver
    elegant elliot offen
    evil dave
    haadd
    siobhan
    john the stutterer
    nicole bass
    janks
    wheel chair steve
    yucko
    eric the midget
    ted
    underdog lady
    melrose
    that yucko-gary the retard was the toughest bracket!
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    Oh shit, I just saw that. 2 threads is entirely too complicated for me at this hour (and after much good single malt scotch)
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    round 2 picks, thanks bro for doing this
    hanzi
    deb the queefer
    king of all blacks
    kkk
    riley
    jeff the puker
    celestine
    unfortunately I must vote for boots
    sour
    crackhead
    ham
    clefe palate
    hi pitch
    fred the elephant boy
    hateman
    junior
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    okay, i'll bite:


    • Bigfoot (shaw)
    • Beetlejuice
    • Daniel Carver
    • Elliot Offen
    • Evil Dave
    • Hank Dwarf
    • Siobhan
    • John Stutterer
    • Nicole Bass
    • Capt. Janks
    • Wheelchair Steve
    • Gary the Retard
    • Eric the Midget
    • Ted the Janitor
    • Dr. Remulak
    • Wendy the Retard
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    wait where's Hank?
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    second bracket:


    • Rappin’ Granny
    • Angry Black
    • King of all Blacks
    • Kenneth Keith
    • Crazy Alice
    • Graveyard Greg
    • Celestine
    • Irene Weather
    • Sour Shoes
    • Crackhead Bob
    • Hamhands Bill
    • Medicated Pete
    • High-Pitch Erik
    • Jeff the Drunk
    • Hate Man
    • Croix
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    first bracket
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    Rappin' Granny

    Angry Black

    King of All Blacks

    Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

    Riley Martin

    Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy

    Mariann from Brooklyn

    Joey Boots


    Sour Shoes

    Crackhead Bob

    Ham Hands Bill

    Cleft Palate


    Hi-Pitch Erik

    "Jeff the Drunk" Curro


    Hate Man

    Croix
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