Hal would make a crappy pet

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  1. Shine

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    1. He is fat
    2. He is hairy
    3. He doesn't listen
    4. He drops shit on the floor
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    Smells bad too.
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    Hal = Garfield
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    he does love lasagna
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    you know Hal does this when his ass itches

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    Pros:
    He eats food off the floor.
    He woin't run away, barely leaves the house.
    Won't be knoking up other pets, still a virgin.
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    HAL loves peanut butter.
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    That's in the Pro column too right?
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    Of course.
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    Does he need shots?
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    peanut butter is delicious
  13. Shine

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    Of course he needs them

    He also has worms
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    Hal farts a lot
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    jesus chrost
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    Hal takes dumps the size of a football
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    I doubt Hal is potty trained
  20. FatKidSullivan

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    I think Hal would make an awesome pet. All he needs is some floor food and a computer with access to camwhoers and he would be happy. Most other pets are much more demanding.

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