Have you ever been "catfished"?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    In other words, did you ever have a hot online romance with a really hot chick, and then you finally met, and ended up getting banged up the ass by a 300 lb truck driver in a Waffle House restroom? :coffee:
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    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    yes a long time ago
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    the bangin up the ass part, yes
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    The Gas Face Well-Known Member VIP

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    it wasn't a Waffle House restroom.
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    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    300 Lbs? No, not 300 lbs
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    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Send me cock pics boys!
    -mlaw

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    The Gas Face Well-Known Member VIP

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    We didn't bang
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    :console::cow:
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    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    He was fatter :tears:
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    convicted? no, never convicted.
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    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Yea, but no dude. There was just a lot more to her than I was lead to believe. Like twice as much more. :facepalm:
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    Ah the 80's when you went to a bar, picked up some meat, took it home, wore it out and walked away.
  16. Nibbler

    Nibbler Life's A Gas Gold

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    So that was my problem. I'm a vegetarian. I only got hit on by fruits.
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    :fil:
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    Online relationships?

    lol, fuck that stupid shit.

    Go out of your house and meet some real women.
  19. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason Gold VIP

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    Never been catfished. Met 4 or 5 different women back when the internet first started getting big. Luckily they were all who they said they were. Good times.

    Met my current wife on a message board 13 years ago.
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    Shiv almost did once by :quote: slutty stacey :quote:
    aka, fucko the monkey and nelson_mandela
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