Have you ever put it in a chick's ass the first time you had sex with her?

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  1. Goods

    Goods Active Member

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    Howie says you're gay and faggot.

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    Yes! In HS my girlfriend was intent on keeping her virginity until 11th grade (don't ask:tzone:)

    So, eventually we compromised and well, I wrecked her balloon knot something fierce....
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    yes...
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    Black Sabbath You said Member Gold

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    You had to slip it into the wrong hole once or twice
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    Nope--used vaseline (the smell of which drive me nuts to this day) and actually just, uh, rammed it in, first try. Keep in mind I was 16 and harder than Chinese arithmetic...

    I viewed the whole situation as 4th and short and I just had to get the first down.

    2 thrusts and I was done--lucky for her, 'cause I was not stopping until I was done.
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    I didn't so much put it there as I was placed there, but yes. (no pun intended)
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    Ha, 'hello robin, sweetie'. Cool you didn't take a cheap shot and 'accidentally' do something else. Sex at 16, you're a lucky man
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    What does that ugly whore look like now?
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    I think it's more of a generational thing. For people Howard's age it was way less common. Now it's basically 2 generations later. For kids starting out now, it's pretty much like it's just another position.

    I've never put it there, for the record. (I'm 41).
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    Im 47, its not just for kids...:madsex:
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    yep...and with more then one girl...

    the heart wants , what the heart wants
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    Yeah no I'm not saying I wouldn't do it, or that it's just for kids, I'm just saying I think it's a lot more common in the younger generation.
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    Not mere sex, my friend--anal sex at 16.

    I'm 45.
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    90% of the yeses were gay sex :grad:
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    You are a master
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    Norm McDonald said he feared anal sex every waking moment
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    Ew :weird:

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