Holy Shit

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I am eating the shit out of these...nom nom nom
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    and these

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    gonna have a painful bowel movement later
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    Love a man with a mouthful of hot nuts
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    Hot nuts

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  4. Popeye Saavedra

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    :jj::facepalm:
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    He walked right into it...two different nuts, no less.
  6. DrSublux

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    mario in 3...2...1
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    Your butthole is going to hurt.
  8. Ralph

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    I eat the whole thing shell and all.
  9. fletchman71

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    This reminds me of a joke. A girl takes her boyfriend to meet her 98 year old grandmother and they are sitting in the parlor talking and the guy notices a bowl of peanuts. He takes a handful and eats them and winds up eating the whole bowl. When they are leaving the boyfriend says to the grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts, they were good." and the grandma says, "You're welcome sonny. Ever since I had my teeth pulled I can only suck the chocolate off 'em!"
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    I think you forgot to include the joke.
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    I eat those hot nuts by the bagful.
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    hey Doc why don't you suck on Deez Nuts?
  13. DrSublux

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    Mother of God



    uh oh stomach cramp....may shit myself soon
  14. MatthewT

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    ever been so cramped up you couldn't sit on the toilet, and just had to hover?
  15. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    thank god no, but I did pop a roid when I had mad shits. God damn thing was pulsing and painful for weeks.
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    I've been eating these all day.
  17. Chiva

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    Which ones are your favorite? Have your tits point to the bag you like better.

    Wait, I am still confused.
  18. MatthewT

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    you loved it; admit it.
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    :stfu:, cheese grater face!
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    nah man I am all for ass play, but this was one of the most painful events of my wife. It was like someone taking a hot needle and sticking it in and on my starfish. that got for ass pills. and probiotics.

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