how do you deal with having a parnter when you constantly have to fart?

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I have been so gassy today and I was thinking about if I was with someone how hard it would be to stop farting and smelling real bad. I was in a long term relaationshiip and no we did not fart with eachother unless we accidently did when we were sleeping and we had seperate bathrooms So i never had to smell poop or anything or hear the squrtz
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I never have in front of my gal, dumb whore does it all the time in front of me :mad:
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    if both fart, it's win-win :dontknow:
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    Separate bathrooms ftw. I hate being in a hotel with one bathroom.
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    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    ...I hate when she doezz itin front of me too
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    Gitfiddle Well-Known Member VIP

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    Isn't the odor of shit constantly in the air around a faeg household?
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    Does she think it's "cute?"
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    really?
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    I'm sorry but if I was a man with a woman who farted all over the place I would be very unattracted to her.
  11. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I would have answered this question honestly if you were not such a pussy and said FAG stop being a PC bitch. you have alot to learn on here small fry
  12. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    She says "Oh this is a BAD one" :facepalm:
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    Gomez Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's kinda sexy :marx:
    shut up
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    it's like a mating call ow

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    Sorry, turd-stabbing, AIDS-having, disgusting pole smoking, abomination-to-God faggot.
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    Separate bathrooms and don't fart in front of each other if we can help it
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    Same here. I had an ex gf who would rip ass like a machine gun while she slept. It was a real turn off. I never heard sounds like that come out of a woman before. I was mortified.
  18. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    now you are trying to hard. :facepalm:
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    Oh dear
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    You ever stabbed a turd, Mario?
  21. Billy

    Billy is All About That Bass VIP

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    I fart on the first date.

    If she comes back for a second date, she is a keeper.

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