How have u able to make sense of the fact that Mary was impregnated w/o intercourse?

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Shot Dead

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    Have you ever met anyone else that this has happened to ?
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore VIP

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    yes franco harris and the steelers
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    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    How about instead of worrying about thread quantities, you start worrying about editing properly the threads you do post? Hmmnn.
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    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh, look, It's Sipawitz the Shark. :smile:

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    "I think the Falcons are ready for a letdown game".

    Fucking idiot. :jj:
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    I saw a talk show once where Suzzanne Somers said she was conceived or she got pregnant by the guy cumming on her and the cum dripping inside.
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore VIP

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    i remember that
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    found this online

    Actually, this is how Suzanne Somers conceived her son Bruce (I read her book Keeping Secrets). She was unmarried and going to a private boarding school that had a curfew. She missed curfew, so she and her boyfriend got a hotel and were doing some heavy petting and what not. According to her, she didn't even take off her underwear. He ejaculated on her underwear, and lo and behold, 9mo later, Bruce was born :
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    Thread count is of no concern to me, therefore I do not worry about such a thing ... What is foremost on my mind is that I have an oily-Lasagna fart waiting on-deck for you to suck out of my asshole. You'd better hurry up & get here before it's re-absorbed
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    That's about as plausible as her making millions of dollars off a rubber coated spring that chicks put in between their legs.....It happens

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    just think if she was sleeping on her stomach she would have gotten pregnant because the sperm dripped into her asshole for an anal ectopic pregnancy. bet the kid would have been brown too.
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    Anakin Skywalker's mom didn't have intercourse, either, look how he turned out


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    She did.. She just didn't want to tell her kid that he was half-Mexican
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    Lots of people start fail threads in a foreign language.
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    I watched a special about that a few days ago!
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    I had a cousin who her and her boyfriend were both virgins.They decided it was time, and before he entered he shot his wad.knocked her straight up
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    loved it....the "zabrudder film" of sports

    i think it was a legal play IMO
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    I was watching it with my dad, so the show was interrupted a lot by him telling me about the time he met Franco and got his autograph and how it's framed and hanging in the basement :words:

    then he changed the channel. So i don't know the ending. :jj:

    Madden was MAD :pissed:
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    The guy who knocked her up was working for the government and erased his tracks from the database.
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