The Anxiety Lie

How many of you men in here are out-weighed/out-uglied by your wife/girlfriend??

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Shot Dead

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    .. Based on the behaviors & lifestyles many of you lead, my intuition's telling me that number's gonna be north of 70%.

    So, I'm hoping you can offer some advice.......
    I'm a self-admitted superficialist. The broads I go with must be in shape, and generally more physically attractive that the average woman.
    Their appearance has (more times than not) superseded personality... Which has gotten me into more than a few unpleasant situations.

    What I'd like to know is, how do you do it???? ... How do you see past the double chin, or the tree-trunk calves ??? How do you overlook the large nose with the kink in the middle?....How do you ignore the mole (with the dangling black hair) growing out of the side of her neck?? ...How do you not get skeeved out when you see her size 6XX stretchy-shorts laying on bathroom floor???

    In my hopes, at some point in the future, to get re-married, I expect I may have to lower my standards a notch or two (not to the extremes most of you have invariably gone to, mind you)..... I'm just not quite sure of how to bring myself to be attracted to a "type" that I've not historically found all that attractive ...


    God Bless. . .





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    This character has been done many times, please choose another
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    exactly :golfclap:
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    Figures the two guys that have the least valuable advice to offer would be the first ones to respond ... Go back to your wrestling fantasy threads... I'm interested in hearing from people that've have actually had real & regular interaction with someone from the opposite sex...
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    You'll find a man. Never give up.
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    Again... Not to be rude... Well, you know what I'm gonna say
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    Oh he mad :c
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    WGAS. WGAF :shit:
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    I married out of my league. :yes:
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    Chiva and Cheri.
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    Shoooo, little boy...
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    Chriza shrapnel! Son of a....
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    How did you pull it off? What was it that impressed her ?
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    I don't know what this means.
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    Oh the Irony. :coffee:
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    Chriza has a maid, drives an Aveo and eats out every night. How about you?


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    that girl might outweigh her bf but they're equally ugly
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    Hold on I'll go ask hubby.

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