How many servants will Howard be using for his Thanksgving dinner at the Hamptons

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member VIP

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    I imagine Howard having this huge contingent of black cooks and servers preparing and serving his Thanksgiving dinner. Beth and Howard sit at this long table with all their family members and it resembles a scene like a plantation owner from the South before the Civil War. All of Howard's daughters will be there and Emily gets to perform Zoo Za Zoo after dinner.
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member VIP

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    I agree with eveything, except it will be Howard and Beth (alone). No family. No zoo za zoo.
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    let those cats do the serving. stupid pet tricks it is
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    It's like Ebeneezer Scrooge Thanksgiving Day edition.
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    I would guess more Mexicans than blacks.
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    No one will be there but him and Beth, if the kids are even in the country they will have Thanksgiving with their mom. The magic couple will have a portion of boiled shrimp and a portion of unsauced pasta and 7 cashews for dessert. Then Beth will leave and go to Katie Lee's Thanksgiving bash and pig out, get wasted (allegedly) and bang anyone that will have a 40+ year old with man hands and feet. Howard will retreat to his bedroom, read another chapter in Photoshopping For Dummies and jerk off to big black cock before going to bed at 7:30.
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    Will Robin be attending? She could pull double duty and reduce the need for a domestic by 1.
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    [video=youtube;-ZNkfoh7xq8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZNkfoh7xq8[/video]

    How Howard imagines it.
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    More servants than guests since his parents, sister and kids are all no shows.

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    Howard will have the 4oz portion of fish- being a skinny stork is important to him

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    Howard! come down, it's time for dinner!
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    There's too much food, too much food..... too much.......
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    tv910 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think in the past the girls have all gone to their mother or grandparents house and Howard and Beth stayed home. Howard usually mentions getting together with his daughters at a restaurant before or after the holiday but there's never been any indication that Beth was there. I get the impression that the 2 oldest daughters refuse to visit Howard's home(s) or anywhere Beth will be.

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