Howard Allan Stern.... Quotable quotes during the "Sandy" era.

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup VIP Extreme Gold

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    "I was shooting Beth's Christmas card picture. I didn't want my parents in the way so I tried to get them to watch a movie,"
    Howard Allan Stern 11/5/12
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    Isn't he a Jew?
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    Photo Op whoring doesn't discriminate
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    Can you imagine what half-naked hot-mess this picture will be from Bethie?
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    Howard shooting anyone is hilarious.


    Howard is the guy who wear black shoes, white socks and short in summer.
    Now that he's in touch with his inner fag, he's one of those assholes who wear Birkenstock sandals with white socks.
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    "I like cock!" - Howard Stern (Every show)

    Cock, cock, cock! :yay:
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    still trying to make the "Allan" work Ruff?
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    That manicure photo is one of my favorites :hhh:
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    Howard is such a jew that he is not a jew.

    I listened to an old show where Howard talked about praying. The reason why he is not a member of a temple is because he have to pay to them.
    That is a true jew!
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    Richard and Sal should interview Howard's sister about Howard's photography.

    The scary thing is that Howard believes he is better taking photos then his sister. " I earn more on my photos = I am better"
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    His tutor told him he is better than 90% of professional photographers. Even Robin had to laugh at that one.
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... VIP

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    Yes, but the receiving gifts part is irresistable to him...:oy2:
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    His wife's not though. The card will probably be for her brothers. She'll be dressed in a sheer white nightie and pretend to be an angel looking over baby Jesus (Leon Bear).

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