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Howard & Beth going on a "sweet trip" for Valentine's Day (Us mag)

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  1. Thelma

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    I see the reason they show up at these movie screenings is to get their photo in Us magazine.

    (Sorry this article is so big but I refuse to move to the "new" Photobucket for editing until I have to.)

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    I think I am going to BARF!
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    I did think about issuing a "warning"! It's pretty nauseating.

    And I just noticed the bulletin that they "plan to rescue a pup this year."
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    Of course, to make up for the fact that Bianca was a pure bred dog they paid $2K for...assholes..
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    Beth is starting to get a thick body to match her thick head.
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    the line "model" in the article makes me laugh...if only the tabloids would post the pics that dawgsaloon has of her 'modeling' career...
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    the worst part about reading that is I can hear her whiny baby voice exactly!
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    No no no...they got her from a rescue breeder! You know what a rescue breeder is, don't you?

    Of course not, its something the bitch made up. Its an oxymoron much like she is.
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    they sang "close to you" at that dopey party Howard had. I think it was a valentine's day party. Or maybe Halloween. I always got the impression he was trying to show Artie how cool he was, and how he could hang. But he never succeeded.

    They played tape of the two of them singing. Beth sings worse than she modoes, believe it or not.
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    There's only three places Howard will go on vacation. California to hang out with Jimmy, Mexico or St Barts.
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    "Robin..Bianca was a rescue dog..she wasn't breeder quality..we rescued her..."

    Guess what, most breeders that that don't produce breeder or show dogs..keep them..that don't die in a gas chamber....and guess what Howard..you don't pay $2K for them...
    both of them..assholes....
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    rescue breeder
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    what's a "sweet trip" anyway? they going to Hershey Park?
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    That can be interpreted in so many ways..:c
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    Why? So howard can take a bite of chocolate and throw the rest away?

    Sweet trip=adjoining recovery rooms
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    Oh course their love song is close to you by the carpenters. Howard and Beth strive to be as skinny as Karen Carpenter.
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