Howard demanding his parents/sister get their power back by noon today...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    and forces his monkey to "make calls" and make it happen even though he has plenty of room
    in his luxury penthouse apartment for his mother, father and sister as well as 50 or 100 others if need be.

    Meanwhile thousands of men, women and children in Staten Island are fucked with nothing and nowhere to go.

    What a total gaping asshole!

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    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    holy shit when Gary said he was making numerous calls for howard I almost died from laugher. Is gary really that big of a douche to say 'when my boss needs something done...i get it done..'
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    Roland Schwinn On tacos. Gold

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    I'm actually "tuning in" to today's show just to hear this shit. I am laughing my ass off, not as his arrogant assholedness, but at the fact that he is even more miserable than normal because he has to help his family! :jj:
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    cough/BIT/cough :
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    I'm sure the power company will give 2 shits if Howard's parents and sister have power or not . . .
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    They should move his family to the end of the list because Howard is a total asshole who publicly demands special treatment.
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    Howard's hurricane is coming, it's called BETH. :jj: Can't wait for the divorce.
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    He is HOWARD STERN. He is a billionaire. He is "King Of All Media" and "America's Judge". He is entitled!!
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    Why not put his parents up at a hotel? It was good enough for those under his employ (though Sirius paid for it because Howard is a miser) so why not his parents?
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    Ten bucks says Howard's great great grandfather dressed as a woman to get into one of Titanic's lifeboats. The rich come first!
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    Hotel? Why can't they just stay at his mansion while he stays at his apartment? Or vice versa.

    The man has 2 dwellings, just let your homeless family use 1 !
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    Howard would prefer an old folks home where he can visit them once a year on their birthday.
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    Well of course that is the choice a reasonable person would make but Howard is a fuckhead and far from reasonable.
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    If this were anyone BUT Howard, the Bald Obese Woman from Africa would screech out, "you have the money, if they're bugging you sooooo much, just get an effin' hotel for them!!!!"

    And she'd be right for once.
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    I listened to about an hour then couldn't take it anymore. He totally brought up putting them in a hotel. Sounds like they didn't go for it. Justly so. SO know they are staying at the hampsion with Beth O. Funny in all his bitching he didn't once bring up that he was upset that he doesn't get to be with his wife. :giggle: Me thinks she stays out there most of the time anyway, as little time spent with howard as possible. Hope she told nacho not to swing by this week, or if he does to pretend he is the pool boy or something.
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    Oh christ she was insufferable today. You know how many times she said "What are they upset about?!" or "Why don't they have power?!" in the one hour i listened too?! At least 3 times for each stupid question.
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    Next neck job The Pelican gets that tightens him up like knot of a balloon will be perfectly normal looking to Quivers. "You look fiiiiiine to me!!!!" She's such a fucking sycophant.
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    Fixed it
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    this.
  20. Ruffypup

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    Howard did say that Beth said she would let them live with her if need be.... as the marriage is divided into properties... She gets the Hamptons Estate

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