Howard Describing His Date with Beth...

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  1. Famous

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    "Let me tell you, it's fun. You've never been on a date with Beth, but it's fun to be on a date with Beth. Oh my God, she looks like a million bucks, and we're walking around...you know it can be fun."

    Quoted verbatim, from the November 13th show, talking about going on a "date" with Beth to a movie premiere (the Bradley Cooper one).


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    So this is what a man has to say when describing the fun of going on a date with his loved one. I have never heard a person so precisely sum up the thrill of a Trophy Wife. This is what Beth means to him.
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  2. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro Civilian Again Staff Member Gold

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    What do you expect from a woman that's mesmerized by elevator buttons? Did you expect him to talk about having some stimulating or interesting conversation with her? Beth's just an ornament. That's all that Stern cares about.It's a sad existence for sure. Stern's completely fucked in the head.
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    I remember another creepy conversation Howard had with a guest. Don't remember who it was (possibly Ben Stiller?) but they were discussing vacations and Howard asked him if his wife wore a skimpy bikini when they went to the beach. The guy said no, and Howard got really excited and said something like "Don't you just love it when she wears something really hot and all the other guys look at her and are jealous? That's the greatest!". The guest seemed a little uncomfortable and didn't respond and I got the impression he was quite skeeved out by Howard's reaction.
  4. Famous

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    I remember Howard talking about how it turned him on when a waiter hit on Beth. He said Beth went out with friends, and told him about it, because "she knows that gets me worked up. I like it."

    He also tried to harass the staff into saying that they masturbated to Beth. "It's ok, you can tell me" in a way too eager voice. And then when someone said no, he was like "nah, come on you did."

    He also tried to get Stuttering John to say how hot Beth sounded when he "overheard" them having sex. Stuttering John said that Howard had a huge smile on his face when talking about this, and said "you're so proud."
  5. Howard Stork

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    Beth is a vomit.
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    Howard loves the taste of another man's cum in Beths mouth.
  7. Mr Fantastic

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    Kind of an insult to vomit :dontknow:
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    He's a cuckold....that's why he claims his favorite porn is babysitter genre, it's the most vanilla type he could think of. His faaaavorite is hot wife with bbc bull
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    Didnt the awesome date night with Beff end abruptly after Wiggy threw a tantrum 5 minutes in ?
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    "you know it's going to be fun"

    if you're not a completely insane asshole who can allow yourself to have fun.

    Howard doesn't know from fun.
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    How could it be fun when she won't even blow him?
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    Thats brilliant!
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    Only Howard blows! No one else! (He loves cock)
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    the plot of the film "suddenly last summer" was sebastian (montgomery clift) demanded that elizabeth taylor (i forgot the name of her character) wear a see through white bathing suit in order to attract young men who sebastian could pay to have sex with him.
    it was written by tennessee williams (who was gay himself) and was considered very controversial at the time. it was a
    very cool movie, when being gay was something no one talked about.
    howard/sebastian uses beth as bait.
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    They are ugly both inside & out. Sal knows the truth..
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    If i remember correctly, didn't Montgomery Clift end up getting eaten by cannibals & Liz Taylor went loony? Imagine if that happened to to the Ostrosky-Sterns...
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