Howard lies to Sandra Bernhard: "I have 3 daugthers, all HETEROsexual"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    Liar liar, pants on fire! :shit:
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    To be honest, I dont think any of them are straight...:dontknow:
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    none of them like white male cock
    :lol:
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    "I'm an honest company man. I don't know why these Sirius fucks think I'm up to something!"

    ....Howard sues Sirius 1 days later for 300,000,000 marbles!
    :lol:
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    To be honest, Howard probaby wouldn't have a clue what they are up to in their private lives since they seem to move as far away as possible and keep their contacts minimal
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    You mean, except for Howard, right?
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    Debra may be straight - she had a boyfriend not too long ago.
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    Wiggy believes he is heterosexual since he is the pitcher. He really don't understand the word.

    When Howard ranted about Dr Sarno today someone should have said to Howard about "curing gays". I guess Howard uses this book on his daughter.
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    if howard keeps shopping around that lie, emily might be inspired to write a song addressing this on her next album.
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    the wig wants big blaek cock....:gay:
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    I wouldn't stick my dick in any of them, and I have incredibly low standards.
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    The entire Sandra interview was bizarre.
    Asking her if her kid was gay.....and if she is disappointed that she isn't gay.

    same day as his Sarno rant...:jj:

    Stern is a sad broken man.
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    So what? Howard is married to a woman and he is a flaming homosexual.
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    Sarno retired.
    Howard feel off the cock wagon ass first!
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    I think Howard genuinely believes that Dr. Sarno "cured" him of his bi/homosexuality. That's why he's so passionate about defending a quack. I've never heard a straight man that was so obsessed with other men's penis's. Or how he always tells everyone how straight he his. He is constantly trying to convince himself and others that he's not gay. That's not a normal heterosexual talking.
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    cant wait until beff takes him to the cleaners...
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    Thats it right there.

    All three of his daughters hate his guts. He has no idea what/who any of them are doing.

    My guess is that Howard MIGHT call them on Thanksgiving....and he probably puts a call in on their birthdays. Who knows if they decide to pick up the phone. Other than that, Howard is more than content to live his seperate life and pretend hes a great "family man".
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    I said the other day, he cant contain his rampant homosexuality any longer. He has to know about all guests penises. He has to know if they have had homo experiences. He's holding out hope that ALL men are gay, so he can feel better about himself...
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