Howard to caller: "I think Beth enjoys our love making"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    "I mean i dont know. She still gives it to me. She usually initiates sex by wrapping her leg over me. But I dont know." :c
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    Wow, what an endorsement.
  3. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro Civilian Again Staff Member Gold

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    What a fаggоt.

    He should ask Dr Sarno to return him his money... treatment hasn't worked.
  4. Lou Skunt

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    Nice try Howie. I bet Howard can tell when Ralph has a good time from their love making.
  5. Murcielago

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    That's not 'love making', that's an ongoing business transaction.
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy Gold

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    Sounds like she stopped vomiting during sex.
  7. BethSucks

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    "wrapping her leg around me" is probably accurate, seeing her giant man foot must get Howard in the mood.
  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid I Fucked Lever For The Bacon Gold

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    there's no way anyone would enjoy fucking a swiffer mop
  9. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Shot Dead

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    When is he gonna come outta the closet already? I hope Ralph writes a tell-all book soon.
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    :hilarious:
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  12. monsoon

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    I only hope to GOD wiggy is lying when he says he lasts 2 minutes...I hope it takes him forever to get off..And Moose really has to work it..And all he does is sweat and say "tell me a story"..so she tells him stories about other men, other encounters.. she has to swap with his friends..we only know about Stamos..I hope it takes Howard 2 hours to get off and she has to really work it..



    f-mutt
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    The best was when he said later "She must love me - otherwise why would she be with me?". Gee Wiggy, I can think of a few $$$MILLION$$$ reasons.
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    Is the wig on or off?
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    i'm guessing that as she's rolling around in bed and her giant limbs are swinging everywhere, now and then her leg unintentionally lands on wiggy and he sees this as her initiating sex. i can imagine the loud "FUCK!" in her head when howard jumps up to get a condom from his lockbox.
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    How in holy hell can you be married to someone if there is any doubt that she enjoys sexy time?
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    that question comes up from time to time...and there's always a silent pause from the staff....like who doesn't know why :rolleye:
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    I think "wrapping her leg around me" actually means...

    "...as per my contract, I am obligated to lay here for the full 10 minutes that it stipulates in missionary position only, as you wear the required condom. Please refer to additional addendum for alternate pricing separate from standard missionary position"
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    Howard said he tells Beth " I want to get laid" :dildoinass:
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