Howard went to occupational therapy for a broken thumb. What a faeg!

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    It wasn't just broken. It was all fucked up and had to have pins put in it.
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    He wanted to make sure he could still finger Ralph's asshole with it. He went because he was bored. Maybe go once to see what the suggest exercise wise, but that's it. I bet Shtern went for at least 6 months.
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    didnt robin wear a cast on her wrist that looked like a body cast?
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    I could see if he was a computer programming or a tailor or a surgeon, but him?
    :facepalm:
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    Remember the broken toe a couple years ago?
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    :eek:

    What did he do? Get it caught in the sink's garbage disposal?
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    lols didnt he wear a full leg brace or something ridiculous
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    Yep she did. Even Howard said on air how obnoxious it was.

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    Moron Quivers was given a big foam pad to wrest her arm on while she was sitting, the idiot walked around with it strapped to her arm.
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    what a nancy. He makes Andy Dick look macho.
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    I think he was in a walking cast. And Robin is an excellent rollerblader.
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    the only thing gayer that I can think of is being an internet tough guy on twitter:whistle:
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    [SIZE=+1]Friday March 8, 2002 (Also Played on Master Tape Theatre Monday, November 21, 2011) --[/SIZE]
    • Various Stuff. 3/8/02. 6:05am
      Howard was in a foul mood first thing this morning. He said that people are filthy stinking liars and they will screw you every step of the way. He complained about what a horrible world it is. He found out that his broken thumb is worse than he thought it was. He said it's broken in 3 places and his new doctor is telling him that he won't be able to exercise. The other doctor that he spoke to the day before said that he would be able to exercise. If he does work out then the bones might separate and really screw it up. He's really upset that he won't be able to work out now. He said he took a shower yesterday and it took him an hour because of the broken thumb. He didn't even get a new splint put on because the doctor didn't want to mess with it until next Tuesday.Howard said that his girlfriend had to see him in a foul mood yesterday and he hates that. He said he wasn't even in pain and he ended up taking a few Vicodin to calm himself down. He said Beth saw a side of him she hadn't seen yet.
      KC came in and asked Howard if he's ''dropped a deuce'' yet. Howard told him he did take a dump but he's left handed when he wipes. He said he usually gets in the shower to rinse himself down after doing that but now he can't because of the thumb. Howard said he's really mad at Marco Battaglia who accidentally smashed his thumb. He was blaming him for ruining his happiness.
      Howard got a bit of e-mail about his broken thumb. Most people are sorry to hear about it and are angry at Marco for accidentally smashing it. He read through a few of those e-mails and some other stuff that he's gotten lately.



      No mention of pins or surgery for Howard. Robin had pins put in after she ate shit on her roller blades in the park.

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    Sometimes I forget what a complete puss Howard is when even the slightest thing goes wrong in his life. Will he even be able to recover when one of his parents kicks the bucket?
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    I'm up to march 29, 2002 in my archive listening. . No mention of pins. He DID, however, bitch about his cast, which he demanded be replaced three times.
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    The thumb joint is the most complicated joint in the body. A lot of people have to have PT or OT to get the range of motion back. Try doing anything without your thumbs. Forget tying your shoes, holding a spoon, pen, ect. If you have millions and insurance you'd be going to OT for a thumb too. Now if it was his pinky or ring finger that would be funny.
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    Since Howard doesn't seem to think there's any acceptable excuse for missing work, he better get his flabby ass into the studio and do a show. After all, what would it accomplish to stay home? His parent(s) would still be dead and staying home wouldn't change that. Sirius should be able to depend on him to show up.
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    Howards thumb injury might've been legit, but odds are he just jammed it and he was just being his usual neurotic, paranoid, victim self. This is a guy who went to the doctors several times because he had a chigger bite. Howard always needs to have a doctor or some sort of professional tell him everything. How to think, what to eat, how to enjoy a hobbie, etc...
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    How terrible would it be if another radio guy got on the air and said he's going to have sex with Howard's dead parent?

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