Howard's List of People Who "Wanted" Beth and/or Were Jealous Over Her....

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  1. Famous

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    *The high school principal who personally came to visit her at her house.


    *The newsstand guy who gives her magazines and newspapers for free.


    *Howard's entire staff, who he tries to urge to "admit" to masturbating to her.


    *The hotel worker who was showing her gym equipment simply because he was "into her."


    *The dude who jerked off on the train to her.


    *The doctor who molested her (he says this during the Maria Menounos interview).


    *Larry King, because it's not like he's used to being around beautiful women all of the time, or anything.


    *Jackie Martling, because he said "say hello to your beautiful girlfriend!" (Howard actually said that this means that he's jealous.)


    *Richard Johnson, because he correctly wrote about Howard saying that he had apprehensions about marriage. "I saw him looking at us at an event once. A lot of guys are jealous, and think that it's them who should be with Beth."


    *All of his fans who ever have anything negative to say.


    *Ralph, for telling him it would be a mistake to get married.


    *Gwen Stefani.


    *Male masseuses, which is why he won't let her around them. And oh yeah, women too. One even tried to molest Beth!


    Who am I missing?


    EDITED TO ADD (thanks to the people who posted them):


    *The pilot on whose lap she sat while he flew the plane.


    *I'm sure the doorman's disrespect was masking a raging semi for Beth.


    *I think "Howard sends Clooney the snow-bikini pic of Beth" = "Clooney wants Beth" in Howard's mind.


    *Howard said that Mark Wahlberg was flirting with her. I believe Mark was flabbergasted by that observation/accusation/whatever the fuck it was.


    *I recall Matt Dillon wanting her as she walked down the street in NYC.


    *Pete Townshend wanted Beth until Howard showed up on the scene, allegedly.


    *The Ugly Meter app for scoring the all time highest score out of anybody in the entire world.


    *According to plugggy Playboy magazine has asked beff multiple times to pose for the centerfold. So by proxy, Hef has wanted her for 10-15 years...
     
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    Want to give credit to itpdude for reminding me of this. This whole post was spot on, but the bolded line really stands out:

     
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    the pilot on whose lap she sat while he flew the plane :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm sure the doorman's disrespect was masking a raging semi for Beth.

    I think "Howard sends Clooney the snow-bikini pic of Beth" = "Clooney wants Beth" in Howard's mind.

    Kimmel, because why else would he let Beth stay at his house?

    Howard said that Mark Wahlberg was flirting with her. I believe Mark was flabbergasted by that observation/accusation/whatever the fuck it was.
     
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    Busch Gardens
     
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    Adding those. This list is gonna get absurdly long, I suspect.

    I think you're exactly right about Clooney, IJ. I've thought that.

    I forgot about the pilot thing, as well as Howard saying that Beth speaks "fluent" French and German. Ha! I always thought you guys were kidding about that. I didn't know that he literally said that. "But she gets embarrassed about it." I'll bet.
     
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    "hundert mark" is probably all she knows in German.
     
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    And it was Beth who mentioned how super cut Mark Wahlberg's body was. My guess is that she was flirting with him, and he just entertained her.

    Wasn't he with an actual supermodel that night (who would later become his wife)?
     
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    If I were a guy, and looked like Mark Wahlberg, I would be fucking with Beth all night long, knowing I was what she wants, but has to go home with the sunken-chest pelican. And she's a total idiot. The entertainment possibilities are endless.
     
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    itpdude is v. insightful.
     
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    Yeah, actually, I wonder how Howard feels in situations like this. He always says that someone like Adam Levine is the perfect guy. Rich, good-looking, and has a great career. Mark Wahlberg would obviously fall into this category as well. So how does Howard feel, knowing that that type of guy is what Beth really wants?

    He has said that if they break up, he knows that she's gonna be out on a red carpet somewhere with "George Clooney or something." (His exact words.) How annoying must it be to know that he introduced her into this kind of life and circle, and now she'll reap the benefits from it if they ever broke up? That's another reason why I suspect that it'd be hard for him to ever divorce her.
     
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    he dug himself into SUCH a deep hole, he's gonna need one drink an hour to get through the rest of his life. :backlol:
     
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    The whole New York knicks basketball squad. especially carmelo
     
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    Emily Stern
     
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    As a happy cuckold, Howie stores all these guys/scenarios in his spank bank as an alternative to babysitter porn nights.
     
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    Of course he says Adam Levine..... because he is HOWARD'S fantasy guy, i.e. skinny, an earner, a catcher, etc. He probably doesn't shit but once a week either. Beth is as close as Howie could get to having Mr. Levine without losing 90% of his audience (back before he lost 90% of his audience).
     
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    Two words..........DONALD TRUMP.


    ...but then again....how much can someone still be wanting of something/someone that they "may" have
    already had/been with and "got rid of" etc.


    When the right people start asking the right type of questions....................




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    Its kind of relevant that he thought she would fall for Pat Moynihan for trains good looks
     
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    I would be amazed if the Amaaazing One got on any red carpets after a divorce.
     
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    don't forget the homeless guy that spit in her face :gflash:
     

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