Howard's Presidential Villa at Las Ventanas al Paraíso

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    As a Jew it's his duty to find something wrong with it so that he can complain and get a free upgrade.
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    Wow, nice spread. If I had his money I'd get the same! So nice, I'm already going to borrow some of the decor ideas for my own apartment.
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    Just 1 fireplace ?

    Maybe the villa is infested with ants like his last vacation at the Turks & Caicou Islands.

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    dog star is a faggot :kanye:
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    He's a dummy if he really went to Mexico. Especially how chicken shit he is about the rest of the world. He should have gone to Florida or the US Virgin Islands or even The Bahamas is safer than Mexico. No matter where you are near the Caribbean the ocean water will be cold this time of year, so all you need is a heated pool and good wig glue.
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    He's at a resort, tard.
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    When Howard goes to Mexico, he doesn't actully visit the country. He flies in on a private jet, then is either chauffered or takes a private helicoptor directly to the resort. He's also repeatedly said that when he goes on these vacations he never leaves the premesis.

    It's similar to how when I went to Disney World a few years ago, I wouldn't classify it as actually visiting florida as i flew in and took a bus directly to the resort, and never left it.

    Funny thing is that Howard still enjoyed his holidays less than most of us. It obvioously wasn't spent with family
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    That would be so great if there are bedbugs and the travel home with him in his luggage.

    Does he fly commercial and deal with all the other tourists, or does he continue to be a "Global Warming" hypocrite and go private?
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    My Lord you are a dumbass
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    He can't get a better upgrade. This has to be the resort's best room. He'll find a way to get it for free. Now that one of the other guests has spoiled his secret location, he'll ask for the whole stay to be comped.
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    Why isn't he at sitting out at the villa's private pool?
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    How many times u think Beth will order massages from the Mexicano masseuses?
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    What good is having a trophy wife (even if she is a little old and tarnished) if you can't show it off.
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    is it me or is that one short azzed bed?
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    Those villas are chump change for Howard, $5175 a night for Presidential villa. Seriously, no pun intended. If he stayed there a week, that's $35K, food $4K, private jet $30k, misc like massages and facials and any other extras $4k. Figure $75K for everything. Howard's net worth $600 million. That means he spent 1/80 of 1% of his net worth. If you were worth a million dollars it would be the equivalent of spending $750 on a vacation for you and your wife. Howard's vacation was paid for in the interest his money earned while he was in air in his chartered Gulfstream.
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    :yes:
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    That's what I was also thinking.
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    they have seperate beds at home - why not seperate pools on vacation?

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