Howchie: I want a 6pack. Tell me how.

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    He's pretending like he works out again "every day".

    50: It's never gonna happen. :jj:
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  3. Free Food

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    I maintain my six-pack by fucking my girlfriend about 6 nights a week. Howard can not do that.
  4. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Howard does way too much cardio, doesn't eat enough protein, doesn't weight train (to build muscle) and he eats like a god damned size zero teenaged girl.

    But please Howard, keep asking people how you can get a six pack. :rolleye2:
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    Skip the therapy sessions and do some fucking crunches. And eat enough calories so that you can actually develop and maintain some muscle mass.
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    What part of "It's never gonna fuckin' happen" doesnt Howard get?

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    We all know that, despite what he whines to 50 Cent about, all of Howard's time is spent in intensive show content meetings. :facepalm:
  8. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Why bother with a six-pack? I've got the whole beer barrel.


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  9. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    He gets protein from Ralph. :giggle:
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  10. dude

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    I thought Howard had a personal trainer?

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    Howard has a shrink too. They are both doing a great job.:sarcastic:
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    Become 40 years younger.
  13. Nibbler

    Nibbler Life's A Gas Gold

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    Howard has womanly birthing hips.
  14. harlock

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    you're right! :jj:
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    He's a delusional old fool to want a 6 pack at his age,

    His face looks like it was smashed with a 6 pack of beer.
  16. Nibbler

    Nibbler Life's A Gas Gold

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    I know. :)
  17. harlock

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    The "birthing" part :rofl:
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    Nibbler Life's A Gas Gold

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    Howard is a mess.
  19. dude

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    should work on a bicep first
    his arms look like wet noodles
  20. harlock

    harlock Coming Soon... Gold

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    Maybe HE could have the baby instead of Beff. :c

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