Hugh Hefner, 86, weds 26-year-old Crystal

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Her father is younger than her husband . . . :facepalm:
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    Thats so gross. I wonder if she got a t-shirt to go with her ring

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    he could barely stay away through the entire ceremony
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    Nice fucking jacket.
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    Or think about this way: Imagine Howard's future wife being born a year from now.
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    His sleeve even says stern
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    I hope there's a pre nup ;)
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    :giggle:
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    Subtle, well played
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    25 years ago, I'd say good for Hef. Now it's just another young whore trying to make a name for herself.
    Like Wiggy, Hef is a sad shadow of his former self.
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    That's still some shadow - getting some of that young ass and hanging with half naked women all day in a mansion. Lucky S.O.B.
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    Got to hand it to the old geezer, he does get some good looking poon to hang out with him

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    Latest beard-for-hire for this closeted queen.

    Reminds me of someone else.....
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    Hef sure loves that dated, monochrome-platinum hair color!
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    Pretty sure Hef's into the chicks. He may not still be banging them, but no way he's a pillow biter
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    Steven Watts' Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream reveals that Hefner once had a gay sex encounter, which occurred in an unspecified time and an unnamed bar in Chicago.


    Hugh Hefner, who maintains that Watts' book "is all essentially true," said “he was propositioned [by a man] and, thought, 'What the hell...'" He found it “an interesting experience."

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