I am thinking about becoming a smoker

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  1. Ridic Too2

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    1. It looks really cool

    2. I want to be included in the cool conversations that seem to be taking place outside of bars and restaurants.

    3. It should be a nice ice breaker with chicks. They will be all like, "hey cool dude smoking a cig, you got one for me?". And then I can be like, "Sure...I'm sorry I missed what you said your name is?". And she'll be like, "hehe. That's cuz I never said it, silly. But its Lindsay." And then I will give her a cigarette, light it for her and we will end up fucking later.
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    Yeah, I am def gonna start tonight so I don't cough like a dork doing it come Friday night. What brand should I go with?
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    I am youtubing Zippo lighter tricks right now so I look extra cool when I light up. :cool:
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    I think you should do it. It'll make you even "cooler" than you already are.
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    Marlboro Lights.

    Especially if you wear white sneakers.
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    smoking pot is fun
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    No shit? Because I just bought a brand new pair of all white Air Force Ones!!! :cheer:
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    Smoking is dumb and expensive. Save your money.:hat:
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    Im currently trying to quit. I may wait until christmas since I will be out of town for 10 days, and am positive I wont be smoking then.

    While I get the sarcasm of the OP, I love the conversations that happen outside of bars when people are out smoking.
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    The coolest part of smoking is the premature skin aging and the lung cancer.
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    Nice. The Marlboro Light filter color coordinates with them.
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    Just stand outside with the smokers and be the cool one not smoking.
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    U mad bro
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    Non-smoker but I usually go outside with my friends while they get their fix. Didn't seem like there was anything different about the conversation outside.
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    Gotta spend money to make money though right?
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    waltermelon:nojj:
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    Smoking cigs > smoking cock

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