I dropped my pants at the convenience store store today....

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Girl behind the counter told me she had to have a pap smear today, and asked if I wanted to go do it for her.

    I said, look here, bitch (that's when I pulled down my pants) and said, "Does it look like I have a "pap" to you??? And if I did, I wouldn't let anybody smear anything on it!!!" :c

    I'm lucky I wasn't arrested..:facepalm:
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  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Chimp In Charge

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    Hi Ape.
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  5. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Hi back ape. :pimp:
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    She didn't even wipe. :facepalm:
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    TP was down aisle 13
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    Mur Mod VIP

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    I would be kinda mad if i stepped in that.
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    they just squat & shit in the street in india
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    Apparently in 7-11 too.

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