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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    Last night I introduced someone to chicken salad. She had never had it before, so I brought her a chipotle chicken salad wrap. It was creamy and delicious.


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  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP

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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Hope you traded her for her tuna salad
  4. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's vulgar. Don't talk to me.



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    yeah, i could see the whole "chicken of the sea" thing prompting a 30 minute conversation
  6. face palm

    face palm New Member VIP

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    is chicken salad a delicacy where you live?
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    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    She's not retarded :mad:
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    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    I was only introduced to it last year myself so I'm still enamored with it
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    face palm New Member VIP

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    I dunno, did she drop any of it?
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    face palm New Member VIP

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    hence the question
  11. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    I didn't watch her eat it :jj:
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    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    No, for some reason, my Mom never made it so as an adult it sounded foreign and bizarre
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    face palm New Member VIP

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    your Mom hated you
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    so what happened to the Olive Garden?
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    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's bizarre too, because I've come to find out that my Dad loves the stuff

    I need to ask that ho what her problem is
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    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's tonight :evil:
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    face palm New Member VIP

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    :eek:
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    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    Fucking this retarded chick at the end of the block
    She gets confused by the smell of air
    But the sex is fantastic so I just don't care
    Something about this retard gets me hard as a rock
    She gets lost falling down the stairs
    But she sure knows her way around my pubic hairs
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I enjoy adding pineapple to my chicken salad

    apples and raisins as well
  20. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    My only theory is that my sister hated onions and most chicken salad contains them

    She's fucking 29 and still almost never eats vegetables :facepalm:

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