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I had a Frank the Tank moment this weekend

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  1. BrulesRules

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    It was just like Frank's moment at Marriage Counseling describing their dinner at Olive Garden while they were in the 'tree of trust".

    I was out eating dinner with my gf at TGIFriday's. The hostess was wearing a skin tight black mini dress with those thigh high black socks. The whole dinner I was imagining what kind of panties she had on. If she was shaved or had a landing strip and what her nipples were like.

    Monogamy :facepalm:
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    Men are disgusting, revolting pigs.
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    Make your girlfriend dress sluttier.
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    :cheer:
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    i cant get thro a day w/o doing that
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    haha I did casually mention how she should get a pair of thigh high socks last night. She said ewww no those are ugly. :nocheer:
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    I would've found out. :no:
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    Men are disgusting, revolting pigs.
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    Did your gf notice that you were distracted?
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    Noo, i'm really good about being discreet with my perversions.
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    Bed Bath and Beyond
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    Teach me your ways Potato.
    :bow:
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    luckily we didn't get one of those coupons in the mail or we probably would have ended up there.
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    :cheer: How could I think about the hostess's panties when yours are in my hand?
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    I got so embarrassed to go there with my husband after that movie came out. I wouldn't go there for a long while at all with him.
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    lies!
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    if you guys go, he is probably checking out the female cashiers.
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    I married a freak and I fucking love it.
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    Probably.
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    I always look at the Sodastream when i am there too and imagine how crappy it tastes compared to regular soda you buy at the store.

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