I have a f-ing gopher tearing up my backyard!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by suckemnuckledus, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2012
    Messages:
    466
    Likes Received:
    0
    Should I kill it or call Beff to rescue it?

    That lil bastard, needs about 50000 gallons of water!
  2. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

    Reputations:
    46,322
    Joined:
    May 29, 2012
    Messages:
    8,858
    Likes Received:
    559
  3. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Active Member VIP

    Reputations:
    699
    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2012
    Messages:
    6,491
    Likes Received:
    8
    Nothing a 10-22 with a zeroed in scope can't fix.
  4. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    2,839
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    9,676
    Likes Received:
    113
    if ya kill all the gooolfers they'll lock ya up.
  5. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2012
    Messages:
    1,180
    Likes Received:
    0
    Does it look like this?

    [​IMG]
  6. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,234
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,955
    Likes Received:
    134
  7. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

    Reputations:
    4,721
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    6,076
    Likes Received:
    208
    are gophers supposed to be out now?
  8. hoodwink

    hoodwink Member VIP

    Reputations:
    27
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    515
    Likes Received:
    9
    [​IMG]
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Administrator Administrator

    Reputations:
    34,725
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    8,565
    Likes Received:
    1,041
  10. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2012
    Messages:
    466
    Likes Received:
    0
    Too bad I live in San Fran-sicko, it I shot a 22, the freaking swat team would probably raid my house, take my kids away....and send me to level 4 San Quentin!
  11. Markijuano

    Markijuano New Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2011
    Messages:
    19,742
    Likes Received:
    2
    Kill em all

    [​IMG]
  12. BethSucks

    BethSucks Administrator Administrator

    Reputations:
    34,725
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    8,565
    Likes Received:
    1,041
    Download Zoo-Za-Zoo and play it on a continuous loop in the back yard, problem solved.
  13. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2012
    Messages:
    466
    Likes Received:
    0
    Where can I get that?
  14. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    1,205
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    5,723
    Likes Received:
    198
    good luck with that

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
  15. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

    Reputations:
    46,322
    Joined:
    May 29, 2012
    Messages:
    8,858
    Likes Received:
    559
    get a trap or buy quiet pellet gun from big 5.

    i love animals, but love my garden more. so fuck 'em.
  16. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2012
    Messages:
    466
    Likes Received:
    0
    Rep for that!
  17. Markijuano

    Markijuano New Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2011
    Messages:
    19,742
    Likes Received:
    2
    What state you in? Not legal in some
  18. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Active Member VIP

    Reputations:
    699
    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2012
    Messages:
    6,491
    Likes Received:
    8
    He wanted to get rid of them not attract them.
  19. Night Ape

    Night Ape Active Member

    Reputations:
    10,109
    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2012
    Messages:
    1,256
    Likes Received:
    20
    Buy a gopher trap.

    Dig up one of his mounds until you find the tunnel.

    Set the trap in the tunnel and bury it.

    Gophers dig themselves in and out of the same mounds, so eventually the trap will get him.

    Rinse and repeat if needed.


    [​IMG]
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2013
  20. pheelios

    pheelios Do you have a REUM? VIP

    Reputations:
    17,856
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    38,745
    Likes Received:
    903
    [video=youtube;tctdXJ5qJtA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctdXJ5qJtA[/video]
    Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts

Share This Page